[Intro] [简介]

How shallow can a man be 如何浅层有男人

I borrowed this story from a friend 我从一个朋友那里借来这个故事

now an enemy 现在敌人

'cause no friend of mine would ever cross the line 因为没名朋友将永远交行

and disrespect a lady of any kind 和不尊重任何形式的淑女

[Verse 1] [诗歌1 ]

[sing] Stranger in my bed [唱]陌生人在我的床上

can't recall last night 昨晚不记得

that's why 这就是为什么

I'm sleepin' with Carney Wilson's head 我睡了卡尼威尔逊的头

oh god 哦，上帝

got to wash my nuts 一定要洗我的坚果

I've done it once again 我再次做到了

[Chorus] [合唱]

[rap] Go Go get dressed [ RAP ]围棋穿好衣服

get outta my bed 让离开我的床

now find your way home 现在找到回家的路

Go 去

[Verse 2] [诗歌2]

[sing] Lucky to have survived [唱]幸运地活了下来

she was more than twice my size 她比我大一倍

big is beautiful 大就是美

but I'm just a small guy 但我只是一个小帅哥

and I could break 我能打破

under the weight of her thighs 她的大腿的重压下

maybe now I should quit my drinkin' 也许现在我应该放弃我喝酒“

what was I thinkin' 那我在想

oh god 哦，上帝

I've done it once again 我再次做到了

[Chorus] [合唱]

[Bridge] [桥]

[rap] I had the beer goggles strapped on [ RAP ]我有啤酒护目镜上绑

passed out 昏倒了

face down 面朝下

naked on the lawn 赤身裸体在草地上

awakened by the vibration of the earth shaking 由地球的摇晃震动惊醒

the type of girl that literally brings home the bacon 类型的女孩，从字面上带来养家糊口

in my state of mind 在我的心态

I was hers for the taking 我是她的录取

it seems she was interested in some lovemaking 看来她是有意在某些做爱

"do you know Jay Slim, I heard he was hung" “你知道周杰伦苗条，我听说他是红”

it was then that I knew 就在那时，我就知道

we were in for wang chung 我们在为王颂

she grabbed my car keys 她抓住了我的车钥匙

my ID 我的ID

we dipped 我们蘸取

in between sips of Schlitz 在施里茨的啜饮间

she kept lickin' her lips 她不停地lickin “她的嘴唇

I couldn't tell if that meant she wanted my dick 我不知道这是否意味着她想要我的鸡巴

or to drive-thru KFC for another drumstick 或来速肯德基鸡腿另一

[sing] I feel so ashamed [唱]我觉得很惭愧

no one to blame but myself 没有人责怪，但我自己

I've done it once again 我再次做到了

[Chorus] [合唱]

[Outro] [尾奏]

How shallow can a man be 如何浅层有男人

he must be too blind to see 他一定是太盲目看

that he's bleeding insecurities 他的不安全感出血

and she cries… 她哭...