I got this little kitty about 10 years ago. 我行将在10年前得到了这个小猫咪。

I guess he's not so little, he's kind of old and slow. 我猜他不是那么小，他是那种又老又慢。

I wouldn't call him a ninja, now way no how. 我不会说他是忍者，现在路上没有怎么样。

If anything I'd say he looks like a cow. 如果有什么事情我会说他长得像一头牛。

My kitty's so nice he'd never bite my hand. 我的小猫的那么好，他从来没有咬我的手。

He never gets in trouble if he did he'd get SLAMMED. 他永远不会有麻烦，如果他做到了，他会得到抨击。

But there was this one time when he accidentally bit me 但是，有这一次，当他不小心咬了我

So he rubbed his face on my face and apologized quickly. 于是，他揉了揉自己的脸在我的脸上，并连忙道歉。

   

If there's one thing I don't like, It's when he licks. 如果有一件事我不喜欢，这是他舔。

But then again who can resist this. 不过话又说回来谁可以抗拒这一点。

All he really does is just sit in his chair 所有他真的只是坐在他的椅子上

24/7 like he just don't care. 全天候就像他不在乎。

His energy lacks. He's in that chair all day. (not me!) 他的能量缺乏。他整天在那把椅子。 （不是我！ ）

He wouldn't even move if a gorilla was in the way. 他不会连招如果猩猩是在路上。

With this kitty I don't worry about a thing. 有了这个小猫咪，我不担心的事情。

He's the nicest little kitty so we call him Persia! 他是最好的小猫咪，所以我们都叫他波斯王子！

   

My little kitty doesn't fight, no he's so nice. 我的小猫咪不打，没有他那么好。

In the end Sparta didn't stand a chance, no! 最终斯巴达也没有机会，没有！

Persia had won that night. 波斯赢了那一夜。

Hey little kitty yeah your so nice, so nice. 嘿，小猫咪啊你这么漂亮，这么好。

   

Hey little kitty, yeah where'd you go? 喂小猫咪，是你去哪儿了？

Oh wait, I think I know... 哦，等等，我想我知道...

   

Without a doubt I thought that you'd be in 毫无疑问，我还以为你会在

The chair but no, 这把椅子，但没有，

It must be time for meow mix. 它必须是时间喵组合。

He knows his food sucks but he'll eat it anyway. 他知道他的食物很烂，但他会吃也无妨。

People food equals a tummy ache. 人的食物等于肚子疼。

And I don't want to be the one to clean up his throw up. 我不想成为一个清理他的呕吐。

Plus we're over that stage he was nice enough to grow up. 再加上我们在那个阶段他不够好，长大。

And when he's gotta poo, he knows what to do, 而当他的得便便，他知道该怎么做，

"Hey Dave let me out, I'll be back in a few" (ok) “嘿戴夫让我出去，我会回来的几个” （ OK）

Life's so great so much time to relax. 生活中的那么大那么多的时间来放松。

Yeah life's so great when you've got my cat. 是的生活是如此之大，当你有我的猫。