There once was a man who just couldn't cry 曾经有一个人谁只是不能哭

He hadn't cried for years and for years 他没有喊了多年，多年来

Napalmed babies and the movie love story Napalmed婴儿和电影的爱情故事

For instance could not produce tears 例如不能产生眼泪

As a child he had cried as all children will 作为一个孩子，他哭了，因为所有的孩子会

Then at some point his tear ducts ran dry 然后，在某些时候他的泪腺干涸

He grew to be a man, the feces hit the fan 他成长为一个男人，粪便击中风扇

Things got bad, but he couldn't cry 事情变得糟糕，但他不能哭

   

His dog was run over, his wife up and left him 他的狗跑过来，给他的妻子离他而去

And after that he got sacked from his job 在这之后，他从他的工作得到了被解雇

Lost his arm in the war, was laughed at by a whore 失去了他的手臂在战争中，被妓女嘲笑

Ah, but sill not a sniffle or sob 啊，不过门槛不流鼻涕或呜咽

   

His novel was refused, his movie was panned 他的小说被拒绝了，他的电影被平移

And his big Broadway show was a flop 而他的大百老汇音乐剧是一个失败

   

He got sent off to jail; you guessed it, no bail 他被罚下场坐牢;你猜对了，没有保释

Oh, but still not a dribble or drop 呵呵，不过仍然没有一个运球或降

   

In jail he was beaten, bullied and buggered 在监狱里，他被殴打，欺凌和鸡奸

And made to make license plates 并以车牌

Water and bread was all he was fed 水和面包都被他喂

But not once did a tear stain his face 但没有一次眼泪弄脏自己的脸

   

Doctors were called in, scientists, too 医生被召来了，科学家也

Theologians were last and practically least 神学家是最后的，最实用

   

They all agreed sure enough; this was sure no cream puff 他们都一致肯定不够;这是确保没有泡芙

But in fact an insensitive beast 但实际上是一个敏感的野兽

   

He was removed from jail and placed in a place 他从监狱被拆除并放置在一个地方，

For the insensitive and the insane 对于不敏感和疯狂

He played lots of chess and made lots of friends 他打了很多国际象棋，并提出许多朋友

And he wept every time it would rain 他每次哭会下雨时间

   

Once it rained forty days and it rained forty nights 一旦下雨四十天下雨40夜

And he cried and he cried and he cried and he cried 他哭了，他哭了，他哭了，他哭了

   

On the forty-first day, he passed away 在第四十一届一天，他离开了人世

He just dehydrated and died 他只是脱水而死

   

Well, he went up to heaven, located his dog 好吧，他去了天堂，位于他的狗

Not only that, but he rejoined his arm 不仅如此，但是他重新回到了他的胳膊

Down below, all the critics, they loot it all back 楼下，所有的批评，他们掠夺了一切回

Cancer robbed the whore of her charm 巨蟹座抢她的魅力妓女

   

His ex-wife died of stretch marks, his ex-employer went broke 前妻去世的妊娠纹，他的前雇主破产了

The theologians were finally found out 神学家终于找到了

   

Right down to the ground, that old jail house burned down 正确的倒在地上，那老房子监狱被烧毁

The earth suffered perpetual drought 地球遭受永久性干旱