To All You Lasses In Parnassus Swallowing Swords, 给你所有少女穿着在诗坛吞剑，

Shooting Out Fire At Us Heathen Hordes, 拍摄出火在我们异教徒成群结队，

I Was Thinking Something Before I Began, 我在想东西之前，我就开始，

But Then You Done Cut Off Both Of My Hands. 但你做了切下我的手。

Now I Do My Drinking From Bamboo Straws, 现在，我做我的饮酒从竹吸管，

Constantly Kicking At Tarantulas. 不断的踢着捕鸟蛛。

What Was I Thinking, Move To Baltimore?... 我在想什么，移动到巴尔的摩吗？ ...

Oh Yeah, The Great Outdoors! 噢，伟大的户外！

   

Jump Into The Water. 跳入水中。

Keel-Hauled On The Constellation. 龙骨拖拉中的星座。

Don't Sell My Belongings 不卖我的东西

Because You Know That I'll Be Back. 因为你知道我会回来的。

   

Remember When I Told You That I Was A Samurai? 还记得当我告诉你，我是一个武士？

Well, The Fact Of The Matter Is That Was A Lie. 那么，事情的事实是，这是一个谎言。

There Were Some Other Things That I'D Rather Not Recall. 也有一些其他的东西，我宁愿不记得。

Y'all Can Blame It All On The Alcohol. 你们都可以全归咎于酒精。

But You Ain't Got No Business Criticizing Me. 但是，你是不会得到任何商业骂我。

This Is My House And I'll Do As I Please. 这是我的房子，我会尽我请。

What Was I Thinking, Move To Baltimore?... 我在想什么，移动到巴尔的摩吗？ ...

Oh Yeah, The Great Outdoors! 噢，伟大的户外！

   

Jump Into The Water. 跳入水中。

Keel-Hauled On The Constellation. 龙骨拖拉中的星座。

Don't Sell My Belongings 不卖我的东西

Because You Know That I'll Be Back. 因为你知道我会回来的。

   

Move It On Over And Give Me A Slice. 移动它超过，给我一杯羹。

   

If You're In The Market For Green Zucchini, 如果你在市场上为绿色西葫芦，

Farmer's Almanac Got The Largest Size. 农夫的年历得到了最大尺寸。

Winnebago Woman What You Cooking? Winnebago的女人就是你做饭？

   

Move It On Over And Give Me A Slice. 移动它超过，给我一杯羹。

   

I'D Be A Richer Man Today If It Weren't For Physics. 我会更丰富的人今天如果不是因为物理。

If I Could Levitate I Would Sell Lots Of Tickets 如果我能漂浮术我会卖很多票

And Maybe Do An Interview With Larry King 也许做一个专访拉里·金

While Floating. 而浮动。

   

I'D Be A Richer Man Today If It Weren't For Physics. 我会更丰富的人今天如果不是因为物理。

If I Could Levitate I Would Sell Lots Of Tickets 如果我能漂浮术我会卖很多票

   

Move It On Over And Give Me A Slice. 移动它超过，给我一杯羹。