L.L. Cool J L.L. Cool J与

Servin em well 塞尔EM好

And as you all know.. 而且大家都知道..

I AM - HARD - AS HELL I AM - 硬 - 地狱

   

Woke up at 9:30 on a Saturday morn' 醒来9:30在星期六的早晨“

Hemmed my remote control, turned my stereo on 包围我的遥控器，打开我的音响上

Then I reached for a brush since I don't use the picks 然后我伸手一刷，因为我不使用拨片

And the floor was kinda cold, so I put on my kicks 和地板是有点冷，所以我把我踢

Walked to the kitchen and ate some cornflakes 走到厨房，吃了一些玉米片

As I bop to a tape of Cut Creator's breaks 正如我国际收支平衡表的切造物主的休息磁带

With hardcore - heavyweight - b-boy blast 随着铁杆 - 重量级 - B-男孩爆炸

Connoisseur of hardcore, and Cut Creator's fast 行家硬派，和剪切造物主的快

Jumped in the shower, it was boiling hot 跳洗澡的时候，它被滚烫

So I stayed there a hour, cause I like it a lot 所以，我在那里呆了1个小时，因为我很喜欢它

Jumped out, dried off, put on the Denim cologne 跳了出来，擦干，穿上牛仔古龙水

Then I called up Earl on the telephone 然后我打电话给伯爵的电话

He told me 'bout a jam that I could do later on 他告诉我回合卡纸，我可以做以后

10 g's plus a limo for one strong song 10克的再加上豪华轿车一首歌强

So I said, yeah, I was with it, hung up and got geared 所以我说，是啊，我是用它，挂了电话，得到了齿轮

Got a magnfying glass, then I brushed my beard 有一个magnfying玻璃，然后我刷我的胡子

Rewound some tapes of some Def Jam tunes 倒带一些Def Jam公司的曲调一些录音带

As I waited for this freak to ring my bell at noon 我等待这个怪胎来我的响钟，中午

12 o'clock came, left the door crack 12点来了，留下的门缝

The freak walked in, a mink on her back 怪胎走了进来，在她的背上貂

Put her curt on the rack, threw my ??? on 把她生硬机架上，把我的？上

Then I threw in a tape of the quiet storm 然后，我扔在安静的风暴带

We drank Roundhill Cavern, ate soft mignons 我们喝了Roundhill洞穴，吃软mignons

She said, "L.L., when you're gonna let me taste your tongue?" 她说， “LL ，你什么时候让我尝尝你的舌头？ ”

My skin got pale, I wam-bammed the tail 我的皮肤苍白了，我WAM - bammed尾巴

Did it so hard I shoulda went to jail 做了这么辛苦，我早该进了监狱

She left, Earl came over and we went outside 她离开了，伯爵走了过来，我们去外面

Jumped in the BM to bust a joyride 跳了BM胸围兜风

Went up to A.J., in my fresh black wheel 走到A.J。 ，在我的新鲜黑轮

I'm not a sucker on the corner tryin to scrape up a meal 我不是在角落里试着吸盘刮了一顿

The girlies want sex, the fellas try to plex 该girlies要性，小伙子们尽力丛

But those who flex end up with broke necks 但是，这些谁弯曲落得一文不名的脖子

Signed some autographs for a posse of freaks 签署了一些亲笔签名的怪胎的波塞

Said, "It's L, baby, I ain't down with Chic" 说， “这是L，宝贝，我是别致不下来”

Conversated with the skeezers for 10 minutes more Conversated与skeezers 10分钟，更

Then I jumped in my ride and the freaks slammed the door 然后我跳上我的车程，怪胎一甩门

Due cause I'm a gangster people think I do crimes 由于因为我是一个黑帮老大的人觉得我做的罪行

They don't know I'm just a connoisseur of hip-hop rhymes 他们不知道我是街舞的童谣只是一个鉴赏家

Some smile, try to call L.L. a hoodlum at times 有些微笑，尝试调用L.L.个混混，有时

But he don't know my autograph's on his wife's behind 但他不知道我的签名对他妻子的背后

L.L. has iced all the washed up slobs L.L。已覆盖全部冲上slobs

Vigilante of rap, so to hell with the mob 民团说唱，所以管它暴徒

Don't run from the cops, makin suckers jock 不要从警察跑，马金吸盘股癣

And I'm only 18 makin more than your pops 而我只有18岁做个比你更持久性有机污染物

Tormentor of toys and boyscout boys 玩具和boyscout男孩折磨

And I dare any critic to call it noise 而且我敢说，任何评论家称之为噪音

Peeped at the clock, it said 6:03 偷看时钟，它说6:03

Said 'later' to Creator and broke out with E 说，“后来” ，以创造者和爆发为E

Went up to White Castle for a chocolate shake 走到白色城堡的巧克力摇

Thinkin 'bout a 100'000 that I'd soon make 想的布特100000 ，我会很快使

Finished up the snack, jumped up, out my seat 说完了零食，跳起来，从我的座位

E-Love hit the table and he made up a beat E-爱打表，他做了一个节拍

Kicked a few lines, stepped out the door 踢了几行，走出了门

Since tonight is a bore I'm in the mood for more 由于今晚是一个孔，我的心情更

We jumped in my ride, I took a peek at the time 我们跳上我的车程，我看了一眼时间

It was almost 7:30 and the show was at nine 这几乎是7:30和展示是九

L.L. Cool J will soon stand at a jam L.L. Cool J与即将站在卡纸

With thousands of people screamin, "Touch my hand!" 随着成千上万的人尖叫， “触摸我的手！ ”

But since I had a hour plus a half for tat 但因为我有一个小时加半为达

I was searchin for the cutie who's my perfect match 我searchin的可爱谁是我的绝配

Her name was Renee, her face was okay 她的名字叫梦梦，她的脸上还行

But she had the kinda body that made Jay wanna play 但她有身体有点，使得周杰伦要玩

I said, "No need to rehearse," then I made my approach 我说： “不用排练”，那么我做了我的方法

Said, "You got a good team, girl, but you need a new coach" 说， “你有一个很好的团队，女孩，但你需要一个新的教练”

Said, "My name's L.L. - Cool, if I may introduce 他说：“我叫L.L. - 酷，如果我可以介绍

But I'm not here for conversation, I'm here to seduce 但我不是在这里谈话，我在这里勾引

Wanna mix it up, baby, wanna feel you grind 想混合起来，宝贝，希望你觉得磨

Cause it ain't 5th grade, and these ain't nursery rhymes 因为这不是五年级，而这些不童谣

And I know that you adore my sure side hardcore 我知道你喜欢我确信侧铁杆

Check out the real L.L. behind closed doors 看看真正的L.L。闭门造车

So tell your buddies you're busy, tell your boyfriend beat it 所以告诉你的好友你忙，告诉你的男朋友击败它

Forget the silk dress,cause you ain't gonna need it 忘记真丝连衣裙，因为你是不会需要它

Unplug your clock, do away with the light 拔出你的时钟，与灯光做掉

After five minutes or more you hear me say, 'That's right!' 经过五分钟或更长时间，你听我说，这是正确的！ “

Your body is bad and I heard you got a Caddy 你的身体是不好的，我听说你有一个球童

When we make love you can call me daddy 当我们爱你可以叫我爸爸

I'm L.L. Cool J, say hey, Renee 我L.L. Cool J与，说，嘿，芮妮

I'm not a toyboy, but I still wanna play 我不是一个toyboy ，但我还是要玩

Promise you I'm not wack when I'm in the sack 答应你，当我在麻袋我不是怪人

After that I leave you starvin for me to come back 从那以后，我离开你starvin我回来

But in the meantime, put your digits down 但在此同时，把你的数字下降

And the next time I see ya I'm goin to town" 而接下来的时间，我看到亚我要去镇上“

Stepped away from the freak, it was a quarter to nine 阶梯远离怪物，这是一个八时三刻

When I rolled to the jam I saw the crew on line 当我滚到卡纸只见线船员

Took a trip around the side, so I could get backstage 前后花了侧面的旅程，让我能得到后台

If you call me a tiger, then the stage is my cage 如果你叫我老虎，那么舞台就是我的笼子

I rip, stomp and crush, heavy metal bands rust í撕裂，跺脚和挤压，重金属乐队生锈

Them flaky knuckleheads I crumble up like crust 他们片状knuckleheads í崩溃了样痂皮

Walked in my dressing room, and then I heard four knocks 走进我的更衣室，然后我听到4敲门

They said, "L.L., you're runnin late and it'is time to rock" 他们说， “LL ，你在天边晚， ITIS时间摇滚​​”

Told Cut Creator what the order would be 告诉剪切造物主什么顺序会

Then I said "Lord have mercy" and slapped hands with E 然后我说： “求主怜悯”，并为E掌掴手

Went onstage, I heard the girlies scream 走到舞台上，我听到了girlies尖叫

And that's the very moment I woke up from the dream 这就是那一刻我从梦中醒来

Aahh! 啊哈！