The dangerous kitchen 危险的厨房

If it ain't one thing it's another 如果不是一回事它的另一个

In the middle of the night when you get home 在半夜当你回家

The bread things are all dry 'n' scratchy 面包的东西都是干的N沙哑

The meat things 肉的东西

Where the cats ate through the paper 那里的猫通过吃纸

The can things with the sharp little edges 罐东西锋利的边缘小

That can cut your fingers when you're not looking 这可以减少你的手指，当你不看

The soft little things on the floor that you step on 你踩在地板上的柔软的小东西

They can all be DANGEROUS 它们都可以是危险的

Sometimes the milk can hurt you 有时，牛奶可以伤害你

(If you put it on your cereal （如果你把它放在你的麦片

Before you smell the plastic container) 在你闻到塑料容器）

And the stuff in the strainer 并在过滤器的东西

Has a mind of its own 有自己的主见

So be very careful 所以要非常小心

In the dangerous kitchen 在危险的厨房

When the night time has fallen, 当晚上的时间已经下降，

And the roaches are crawlin' 和蟑螂都crawlin “

In the kitchen of danger 在危险的厨房

You can feel like a stranger 你可以觉得自己像一个陌生人

The bananas are black 香蕉是黑色的

They got flies in the back 他们得到了苍蝇在后面

And also the chicken 而且鸡

In the dish with the foil 在与箔带的菜

Where the cream is all clabbered 凡霜所有clabbered

And the salad is frightful 和沙拉是可怕的

Your return in the evening 你在晚上返回

Can be less than delightful 可以小于愉快

You must walk very careful 你必须走很小心

You must not lean against it 你不能倚靠它

It can get on your clothing 它可以在你的衣服拿到

It can follow you in 它可以按照你的

As you walk to the bedroom 当你走到卧室

And you take all your clothes off 而你把你所有的衣服脱掉

While you're sleeping 当你在睡觉

It crawls off 它爬关闭

It gets in your bed 它会在你的床上

It could get on your face then 它可以让你的脸，然后

It could eat your complexion 它可以吃你的肤色

You could die from the danger 你可能会死的危险

Of the dangerous kitchen 这种危险的厨房

Who the fuck wants to clean it? 谁他妈的要清洗吗？

It's disgusting and dirty 这是恶心和肮脏

The sponge on the drainer 在排水海绵

Is stinky and squirty 是臭和squirty

If you squeeze it when you wipe up 如果你挤压它时，你擦了

What you get on your hands then 你在你的手中拿到那什么

Could un-balance your glands and 难道非平衡你的腺体和

Make you blind or whatever 让你失明或什么

In the dangerous kitchen 在危险的厨房

At my house tonight 今晚我家