The Big Ol' Bug Is The New Baby Now

We have three dogs that love to chew stuff up so we're always gettin' them some toys and stuffed animals and stuff so they can destroy them. And usually whatever we get is shred to pieces within a couple of days. And one day I noticed that this stuffed animal that we had gotten, they had had it for about a week, had remained relatively unharmed, a little bit dirty, but it really didn't have any damage. So I was kind of watchin' them for the next couple of days, and I noticed that for some weird reason, this little stuffed animal seemed like they all liked it for some weird reason, it was special to them, not only did they not chew it up, they sort of made it seem like it was their baby. They treated as though it was their own baby, so I thought, "this is weird." How strange this is. Of all the toys and things that we get for them, for some weird reason, this one, it wasn't really any different from the rest, this one is picked to be special. So there you go.. So some time passed and one day I noticed that this box of "big plastic insects," that I had been keeping on a shelf in the bathroom, had some how fallen down and unfortunately it looked as though the dogs had already chewed up most of the stuff in it, the big giant spiders, ants, and cockroaches and stuff that were in it. And as I walked around the house picking up the shredded pieces of these plastic insects I cam across the... baby... you know, their stuffed animal baby! And there it was just torn to shreds, like everything else - all the other stuff, finally this one was torn to shreds. So later on I came across one of the giant grasshoppers that for some reason hadn't been chewed up at all, not even as much as a small tooth mark. So I watch.. and it occurs to me.. that for some reason their affections have changed.. and I can plainly see that, instead of the stuffed animal, the big ol' bug is the new baby... now. 我们有三只狗爱嚼东西了，所以我们一直在刚开了他们一些玩具和毛绒玩具之类的东西，使他们能够消灭他们。平时无论我们得到的是分解到片内的一两天。有一天，我注意到，这毛绒动物，我们已经得到了，他们已经拥有了一个星期左右，一直保持相对无恙，有点脏，但它确实没有任何的损坏。种所以我在看着他们在接下来的几天，我发现了一些奇怪的原因，这个小毛绒动物似乎都喜欢它的一些奇怪的原因，它是专门给他们，他们不仅不嚼了起来，那种他们做似乎就像是自己的孩子。他们处理，就好像它是自己的宝宝，所以我想， “这很奇怪。 ”真奇怪，这是。所有的玩具和东西，我们得到了他们，因为一些奇怪的原因，这一块，它是不是真的有什么不同，从其他地方，这个人是挑很特别。所以你去..所以一段时间过去了，有一天，我注意到，这盒“大胶虫， ”我一直保持在浴室的架子的，有一些是如何堕落下来，不幸的是它看起来好像狗已经吃掉大部分的东西在里面，大的巨型蜘蛛，蚂蚁，蟑螂的东西都在里面。当我走在家里收拾碎件这些塑料昆虫我碰到了......宝宝凸轮的......你知道，他们的毛绒动物宝贝！而且这只是撕成碎片，像一切 - 所有其他的东西，最后这个被撕成碎片。所以后来我遇到了巨大的蝗虫之一，由于某种原因没有被吃掉可言，甚至不亚于一个小的牙齿印记。所以，我看..它发生，我..由于某种原因他们的感情发生了变化..我可以清楚地看到，而不是填充动物的，大醇的错误是新的婴儿...现在。

the big ol' bug is the new baby now 大醇 bug是新的，现在宝宝

the big ol' bug is the new baby now 大醇 bug是新的，现在宝宝