I am slightly irresponsible, 我微微不负责任，

Girl, don't let that scare you away, 女孩，不要让这种吓唬你了，

'Cause I am still reliable, “因为我还是可靠的，

Just not a hundred percent, baby. 只是没有百分百的，宝贝。

   

Sometimes I fall asleep without brushing my teeth 有时，我睡着了没有刷我的牙

And I only floss approximately twice a week, 我只用牙线大约一个星期两次，

I don't return phone calls all the time, 我不回电话的时候，

Unless it's my boss, I want to stay on his good side. 除非它是我的老板，我想留在他好的一面。

I always pay my credit cards on time, 我总是按时支付我的信用卡，

But irresponsibly I'd make minimum payments once in a while, 但不负责任的我会做最低还款额过一段时间，

Also I think I may have accidentally killed someone, 此外，我想我可能会不小心杀了人，

I'm not sure if they died, it was a hit'n'run. 我不知道，如果他们死了，这是一个hitnrun 。

   

I am slightly irresponsible, 我微微不负责任，

Girl, don't let that scare you away, 女孩，不要让这种吓唬你了，

'Cause I am still reliable, “因为我还是可靠的，

Just not a hundred percent, baby. 只是没有百分百的，宝贝。

   

When I park my car, sometimes I leave the windows open, 当我把车停，有时我把窗户打开，

That's how I got my Blackberry charger stolen, 这就是我得到了我的黑莓手机充电器被盗，

But I didn't really care, I had a second one, 但我并不在乎，我有第二个，

That my friend gave me when he bought his iPhone last month. 我的朋友给我时，他买了他的iPhone的最后一个月。

I'm glad no one's noticed the dent in my front bumper. 我很高兴没有人注意到我的前保险杠凹陷。

When I got home that night there was blood all over, 当我回到家，那天晚上有都是血，

And in the grille there were bits of face, hair and bone. 而在进气格栅有脸，头发和骨位。

I cleaned the car when made sure nobody followed me home. 我打扫车子时，确信没有人跟着我回家。

   

I am slightly irresponsible, 我微微不负责任，

I wonder if that person had a family, 我不知道这个人有一个家庭，

But I am still reliable, 但我还是可靠的，

But the guilt's eating away at me. 但有罪的蚕食我。

   

Sometimes I'm a day late paying my rent 有时候我晚一天支付我的租金

And sometimes I forget the birthdays of my friends, 有时我忘了我朋友的生日，

Apparently they don't have any suspects thus far, 显然他们没有任何嫌疑人迄今

But they know he was killed by a Camry, luckily for me that's a common car. 但他们知道他是被一辆凯美瑞，幸运的是我，这是一个常见的汽车。

But there was one witness: a seventy-nine-year-old lady, 但是有一个见证：一个79岁的老太太，

I need to kill her, she's the only one who can identify me, 我要杀死她，她是唯一一个谁可以识别我，

So I break into her house to kill her, but then things get messy, 所以，我闯进她家将她杀死，但后来事情变得复杂，

I didn't realize that her son's family was visiting. 我不知道，她的儿子家去拜访。

   

I am slightly irresponsible, 我微微不负责任，

(Ah shit) (Hey, who the fuck are you?) （阿狗屎） （嘿嘿，谁他妈的是你吗？ ）

But I am still reliable. 但我还是可靠的。

(Shut the fuck up) （他妈的闭嘴）

I am slightly irresponsible, 我微微不负责任，

(SHUT UP! SHUT UP!) （闭嘴！闭嘴！ ）

But I am still reliable 但我还是可靠的

(What have I done? What have I done? Oh my god, what have I done?) （我做了什么？我做了什么？哦，我的上帝，我做了什么？ ）