I wish that I could get up in the early morning time 我希望我可以起床在清晨时间

Things would fall out of the sky into my lap 事情会从天上掉下来的到我的腿上

   

I wish I had the brain of a tyrannosaurus rex 我希望我有一个霸王龙的大脑

So that I wouldn't have to deal with all this crap 这样我就不必面对这一切废话

   

I wish that I'd been born with skin that turned to golden brown 我希望我一直在出生时皮肤变成金黄色

While at the beach relaxing in the summer time 而在海滩在夏天的时候放松

   

I wish that I was good at football, baseball and lacrosse 我想，我是擅长橄榄球，棒球和曲棍球

Darts and basketball, and poker, golf and chess 飞镖，篮球和扑克，高尔夫，国际象棋

   

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me 对不起，他们没有把它交给我

On a silver platter, like they did to you 一个银盘，就像他们对你做

I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become 对不起，我是不是能够成为

The man you think I should aspire to 该名男子，你认为我应该立志

   

I wish I had the genes of Eduardo Verástegui 我希望我有爱德华Verástegui的基因

That I was effortlessly masculine as well 我是毫不费力的阳刚以及

   

I wish that confidence was all you could see in my eyes 我希望这种信心是一切，你可以在我的眼中看到

Like those interviews in locker rooms with talented sports guys 像那些在面试更衣室有才华的体育人

   

I wish I had no self-awareness like the guys I know 我希望我没有自我意识就像我知道的家伙

Float right through their lives without a thought 透过他们的生命权漂浮无思想

   

And that I didn't give a shit what anybody thought of me 而我没有给狗屎什么人对我的看法

That I was so relaxed you'd think that I was bored 我是如此轻松，你会觉得我很无聊

   

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me 对不起，他们没有把它交给我

On a silver platter, like they did to you 一个银盘，就像他们对你做

I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become 对不起，我是不是能够成为

The man you think I should aspire to 该名男子，你认为我应该立志

   

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me 对不起，他们没有把它交给我

On a silver platter, like they did to you 一个银盘，就像他们对你做

I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become 对不起，我是不是能够成为

The man you think I should aspire to 该名男子，你认为我应该立志

   

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me 对不起，他们没有把它交给我

On a silver platter, like they did to you 一个银盘，就像他们对你做

I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become 对不起，我是不是能够成为

The man you think I should aspire to 该名男子，你认为我应该立志

   

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me 对不起，他们没有把它交给我

On a silver platter, like they did to you 一个银盘，就像他们对你做

I'm sorry that I wasn't able to become 对不起，我是不是能够成为

The man you think I should aspire to 该名男子，你认为我应该立志

   

I'm sorry that they didn't hand it to me 对不起，他们没有把它交给我

On a silver platter, like they did to you 一个银盘，就像他们对你做

   

(Was that my other one?) （当时，我的另外一个？ ）