In the morning I awake 早晨我醒来

I feel my bladder about to break 我觉得我的膀胱即将爆发

I scratch my balls I rub my eyes í挠我的球我擦我的眼睛

Just feeling lousy 只是感觉糟糕

   

My girlfriend tells me that 我的女朋友告诉我，

It's time to take a bath 现在是时候去洗澡

I say, "No, not today, it's only Tuesday" 我说：“不，不是今天，这只是星期二”

   

Once every 24 hours 一次，每24小时

I'm supposed to take a shower 我应该去洗澡

That's not the way I do it 这不是我的方式

Do it do it 不要做它

Personal hygiene is the last thing on my mind 个人卫生是我心中的最后一件事

I don't want to do it 我并不想这样做

Do it do it 不要做它

   

It doesn't make a difference to me 它不会有所作为给我

Everyday I do the same old thing 我每天都做同样的老东西

So why should I have to be clean? 那么，为什么要我必须干净吗？

Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays 那些可怕的周三和周六

Also known as shower days 又称沐浴天

I hate them 我恨他们

   

It doesn't make a difference to me 它不会有所作为给我

Everyday I do the same old thing 我每天都做同样的老东西

So why should I have to be clean? 那么，为什么要我必须干净吗？

Those dreaded Wednesdays and Saturdays 那些可怕的周三和周六

Also known as shower days 又称沐浴天

I hate them 我恨他们