Though I have been a fool for love 虽然我是一个傻瓜的爱

I have finally made my score 我终于做了我的成绩

I got a girl, and I don't mean to boast 我有一个女孩，我并不想吹嘘

But she loves me the most 但是，她爱我，最

Even though she's a highly paid whore 尽管她是一个高薪的妓女

She'll give head to a sheep 她会以一只羊给头

She can stuff three cocks in her cheek 她的东西三通旋塞在她的脸颊

But she comes home to me 但她回家给我

She'll do the groom and the best man 她会做新郎和伴郎

She'll slap your ass in the back of a van 她会拍你的屁股在一辆面包车的后面

But she comes home to me 但她回家给我

She could fuck nine guys in a row 她能操9人一排

But still have a tenth for me 但仍然有十分之一的我

And I'm the only one who gets to kiss them lips 而我是唯一一个谁可以亲吻他们嘴唇

Unless you pay an extra fifty 除非你付出额外的50

So mister, don't you fall in love 所以老总，你不谈恋爱

Cause I'm the only cat who doesn't wear a glove 因为我是唯一的猫谁不戴手套

Since her heart belongs to me 由于她的心脏是属于我的

She has a throat that just won't quit 她只是不会退出喉咙

She can take all of it 她可以把它的所有

And still have room for your balls 而且还有空间你的球

but she shops in the malls for me 但她的商店在商场给我

She'll say twelve then call back and say one 她会说12 ，然后打电话回来，说一

But I don't care I know it's just work not fun 但我不在乎，我知道这只是工作不好玩

When she blows you, Jack 当她吹你，杰克

Don't you think she's not thinking of me 难道你不觉得她不是想着我

She'll go down on a yack, lick a horse's nutsack 她会去一个废话，舔马的nutsack

But strictly for the cash 但严格的现金

And it's only me who doesn't pay a fee 而且，这只是我不支付一定的费用谁

to watch her put a water bottle in her gash 看她放了一瓶水在她的伤口

(Put a water bottle in her gash) （放一瓶水在她的伤口）

She'll let you suck her nips till they're leakin' 她会让你吮吸她咬，直到他们leakin “

But don't you dare try to go antique-ing 但是，不要你敢尝试去古董ING

Cause she does that with me 因为她不与我

Her pussy's sweet as honey 她的阴部的甜如蜜

But when she moans, it's just for the money 但是，当她的呻吟声，这只是为了钱

Unless she's sittin' on me 除非她正坐在我

She'll cram your asshole with a mouse 她会塞进你的屁眼用鼠标

But she won't do it in our house 但她不会做，在我们的房子

Tough luck, Jack 真倒霉，杰克

She knows that don't fly with me 她知道，不要和我一起飞翔

She might eat your wife's box 她可能会吃了你妻子的盒子

But she won't tell ya where you left your socks 但她不会告诉你，你离开你的袜子

She rolled up and down your fat prick 她卷起您的扎发

But it was me who took her to the Meg Ryan flick 但当时我是谁带她到梅格·瑞恩轻弹

She's got a face full of nuts 她有果仁饱满的脸

And a mouth full of cocks 和全公鸡的嘴

She's done Seal, Larry King, four New Kids on the Block, 她做了密封，拉里·金，四个新的潮童，

She blew the Winnepeg Jets right after a game 她自爆赛后温尼伯喷气机队的权利

But they never got to know her actual name 但是，他们从来没有知道她的真实姓名

On your face she will piss 在你的脸上，她会气死

On your chest she might poop 在你的胸部，她可能船尾

But she won't prepare her famous vegetable soup 但她不会准备她著名的蔬菜汤

That's simply reserved.. 这是简单的保留..

Oh she'll bite ya, she'll spank ya 哦，她会咬你，她会一巴掌雅

But she'll never thank you for free 但她永远也不会感谢你免费

Cause baby... comes home to me. 因为宝贝......回家给我。

Comin' home!! 今儿'回家！