As I went home on Monday night as drunk as drunk could be 当我回到家在周一晚上喝醉了酒可能是

I saw a horse outside the door where my old horse should be 只见门外一匹马在我的老马应该是

Well, I called me wife and I said to her: “Will you kindly tell to me 好吧，我打电话给我的妻子，我对她说： “能不能请你告诉我

Who owns that horse outside the door where my old horse should be?” 谁拥有了门在我的老马应该是外面的马呢？ “

   

“Ah, you’re drunk, “啊，你醉了，

You’re drunk, you silly old fool, 你喝醉了，你傻老傻瓜，

Still you can not see 还是你看不到

That’s a lovely sow that me mother sent to me.” 这是一个可爱的母猪是我妈妈送给我的。 “

“It’s many a day I’ve travelled a hundred miles or more “这是许多天我已经走过一百英里以上

But a saddle on a sow sure I never saw before.” 但在母猪鞍肯定我从来没有见过的。 “

   

And as I went home on Tuesday night as drunk as drunk could be 当我回到家在周二晚上喝醉了酒可能是

I saw a coat behind the door where my old coat should be 我看见门背后一件外套在我的旧外套应该是

So I called me wife and I said to her: “Will you kindly tell to me 于是我打电话给我的妻子，我对她说： “能不能请你告诉我

Who owns that coat behind the door where my old coat should be?” 谁拥有了门在我的旧衣服应该是后面的那件衣服？ “

   

“Ah, you’re drunk, “啊，你醉了，

You’re drunk, you silly old fool, 你喝醉了，你傻老傻瓜，

Still you can not see 还是你看不到

That’s a woollen blanket that me mother sent to me.” 这是一个毛毯是我妈妈送给我的。 “

“It’s many a day I’ve travelled a hundred miles or more “这是许多天我已经走过一百英里以上

But buttons in a blanket sure I never saw before.” 但在毯子按钮肯定我从来没有见过的。 “

   

As I went home on Wednesday night as drunk as drunk could be 当我回到家在周三晚上喝醉了酒可能是

I saw a pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be 我看到了一个管道上的椅子在我的旧管道应

So I called his wife and I said to her: “Will you kindly tell to me 于是我打电话给他的妻子，我对她说： “能不能请你告诉我

Who owns that pipe up on the chair where my old pipe should be?” 谁拥有该管道上的椅子在我的旧管道应该是什么？ “

   

“Ah, you’re drunk, “啊，你醉了，

You’re drunk, you silly old fool, 你喝醉了，你傻老傻瓜，

Still you can not see 还是你看不到

That’s a lovely tin whistle that me mother sent to me.” 这是一个可爱的锡哨是我妈妈送给我的。 “

“It’s many a day I’ve travelled a hundred miles or more “这是许多天我已经走过一百英里以上

But tobacco in a tin whistle sure I never saw before.” 但烟草在锡哨肯定，我从来没有见过的。 “

   

And as I came home on a Thursday? …Thursday night as drunk as drunk could be 当我回到家在星期四？ ......周四晚上喝醉了酒可能是

I-I-I saw two boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be 三，看见两个靴子床下在我的旧靴子应该是

Well, I called me wife and I says to her: “Will you kindly tell to me 好吧，我打电话给我的妻子，我对她说： “能不能请你告诉我

Who owns them boots beneath the bed where my old boots should be?” 谁拥有它们床下的靴子在我的旧靴子应该是什么？ “

   

“Ah, you’re drunk, “啊，你醉了，

You’re drunk, you silly old fool, 你喝醉了，你傻老傻瓜，

Still you can not see 还是你看不到

They’re two lovely geranium pots me mother sent to me.” 他们是两个可爱的天竺葵锅我妈妈送给我的。 “

“Well, it’s many a day I’ve travelled a hundred miles or more “嗯，这是许多天我已经走过一百英里以上

But laces in geranium pots I never saw before.” 但在天竺葵盆鞋带我从来没有见过的。 “

   

Well, as I went home on Friday night as drunk as drunk could be 好吧，我就回家了上周五晚上喝醉了酒可能是

I saw a head upon the bed where my bald head should be 我看到了躺在床上头在我的秃头应该是

Well, I called me wife and I said to her: “Would you kindly tell to me 好吧，我打电话给我的妻子，我对她说： “你请你告诉我

Who owns that head upon the bed where my old head should be?” 谁拥有在床上的头在我的老脸应该是什么？ “

   

“Ah, you’re drunk, “啊，你醉了，

You’re drunk, you silly old fool, 你喝醉了，你傻老傻瓜，

Still you can not see 还是你看不到

That’s a baby boy that me mother sent to me.” 这是一个男婴，那我妈妈送给我的。 “

“Well, it’s many a day I’ve travelled a hundred miles or more “嗯，这是许多天我已经走过一百英里以上

But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before.” 但男婴与他的胡须上肯定我从来没有见过的。 “

   

“Ah, you’re drunk, “啊，你醉了，

You’re drunk, you silly old fool, 你喝醉了，你傻老傻瓜，

Still you can not see 还是你看不到

That’s a baby boy that me mother sent to me.” 这是一个男婴，那我妈妈送给我的。 “

“Well, it’s many a day I’ve travelled a hundred miles or more “嗯，这是许多天我已经走过一百英里以上

But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before.” 但男婴与他的胡须上肯定我从来没有见过的。 “

   

“But a baby boy with his whiskers on sure I never saw before.” “但男婴与他的胡须上肯定我从来没有见过的。 ”