Toupee or not toupee 假发或假发不

That is the question 这是个问题

It refused to stay as it all turned grey; 它不肯留，因为它所有的变成了灰色;

William Shakespeare's receding hair 威廉·莎士比亚的头发后退

Please excuse the pun, 请原谅这个双关语，

'It's hair today, gone tomorrow' “这是今天发，明天去”

So be thankful 所以，要心存感激

For what precious locks you have 什么贵重的锁，你有

   

Toupee or not toupee 假发或假发不

That is the question 这是个问题

And by the way 顺便说一句

I just gotta say 我得说

Thank the Lord I'm not going bald 感谢主，我不会秃顶

And if I may quip 如果我可以妙语

My curls and I 我的卷发，我

Are just like heaven 就像是天堂

'Cause rest assured 因为放心

There'll be no parting there 再也没有离别有

   

But should my head get bare like Friar Tuck 但要我的脑袋让裸像塔克修士

(Our chase to swallow) （我们的追吞）

It makes me smile 这让我微笑

'Cause I know just what I'd do 因为我知道，只是我会怎么做

   

Yeah if I had more wigs than I knew what to do with 是啊，如果我有更多的假发比我知道该怎么做

I'd open a secondhand store 我想开一家二手店

And if you ever went bald 如果你曾经去秃头

You'd recall it 你会记得它

'Cause I'd cleverly call it 因为我会巧妙地把它称为

'Rugs From Me To You' “地毯从我到你”