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The government is lying! 政府是在撒谎！

Don't believe everything you hear! 不要相信一切你听！

In fact, there's a logical explanation for everything 事实上，有一切合乎逻辑的解释

Let's trace it back to the genesis 让我们把它追溯到起源

Conspiracy theories (conspiracy theories) 阴谋论（阴谋论）

It's MC Lars and the Rondo Brothers tearing it up!! 它的MC拉尔斯和朗多兄弟撕破了！

   

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I'm dropping knowledge on conspiracy theories 我对阴谋论的知识下探

Do you hear me? 你听到了吗？

It's evident the government is lying monthly, yearly 这是显而易见的，政府是在撒谎每月，每年

Because JFK's death was the direct result 因为肯尼迪的死亡是直接造成

Of the Chupacabra submerging a ginormous boat 卓柏卡布拉的淹没à极大的相船

The Titantic, don't panic, it was sunk by this beast 该Titantic ，不要惊慌，它下沉了此兽

Then the Loch Ness Monster had a yummy icy feast 然后尼斯湖水怪有美味冰盛宴

OJ Simpson? Innocent, it was Big Foot on crack 辛普森？无辜的，这是大足裂纹

Who had a jealous rage and snapped Ron Goldman's back 谁了嫉妒和愤怒呵斥罗恩·戈德曼的背影

In fact the facts explain everything you might deny 其实事实说明一切，你可能会否认

Big Foot crashed in Roswell, let me tell you why 大足坠毁在罗斯韦尔，让我告诉你为什么

He was chilling with some aliens who couldn't really fly 他心寒了一些外星人谁也无法真正飞

So they landed in New Mexico that's why reports imply 因此，他们在新墨西哥州，这就是为什么报告暗示降落

The Manson Family and Timothy McVey 曼森家族和蒂莫西麦克维

Were evil demon robots built by the CIA 被邪恶的恶魔机器人内置中情局

That the mafia enlisted for an insidious plot 黑手党招募了一个阴险的阴谋

I read it on the Internet, the facts say a lot! 我读了它在互联网上的事实说了很多！

   

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aliens and magic bullets masonic rites are the coolest 外国人和灵丹妙药共济会的仪式是最酷的

illuminati got me abducted my body john gotti 光明让我绑架了我的身体约翰·戈蒂

doesnt even know if jimmy hoffa died clearly 甚而不知道如果吉米·霍法明确死亡

just another mystical conspiracy theory 只是另一种神秘的阴谋论

   

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"Paul is dead," that's what the record said “保罗死了， ”这是记录说了什么

So I played it backwards every time I went to bed 所以，我向后每次我去睡觉时间玩了

When I woke up Judas Priest were dancing naked on my dresser 当我醒来的时候Judas Priest的跳舞赤裸在我的梳妆台

More annoying than an hour of Fran Dresher 更恼人的不是弗兰Dresher一小时

The Jersey Devil and the Jackalope 泽西恶魔和中Jackalope

The Yetti and the Unicorn couldn't really cope 该Yetti和独角兽不能真正应对

So they froze Walt Disney with the Free Masons' Union 因此，他们愣迪士尼与自由石匠联盟

While Anton La Vey had a Satanic communion 虽然安东拉维伊了撒旦的共融

With Pope John Paul and Pee Wee Herman 与教宗若望保禄和小便一点点赫尔曼

While General Sherman helped the Germans 尽管谢尔曼将军帮助德国

Invade Poland with Dividians enlisted 入侵波兰Dividians入伍

I determined these facts though they were once restricted 我下定决心这些事实虽然他们曾经被限制

I guess you're wondering how I figured out 我猜你想知道我是怎么想通了

What all these conspiracies are really all about? 什么所有这些阴谋真的一回事呢？

On TV Ice T once denigrated cops 在电视上冰•一旦诋毁警察

Now he plays a cop on TV, when will it stop?? 现在，他扮演在电视上警察，何时会停止？