This is the story of our first teacher 这是我们的第一任老师的故事

Shetland made her jumpers 设得兰让她跳线

And the devil made her features 和魔鬼做了她的特点

Threw up her hands when my mum said our names 扔了她的手时，我妈妈说我们的名字

Embroidered all her stories with slanderous claims 绣她的故事与诽谤索偿

it's over and done with 它的圆满结束

   

This is the story of losing my virginity 这是我失去童贞的故事

I held my breath and the fey held a trinity 我屏住呼吸和法伊举行了三位一体

People I'm making no claims to no mystery 人们我正在没有声称并不神秘

But sometimes it feel like 但有时感觉像

My sex lifes all history 我的性生活静物所有的历史

I'm not saying these events didn't 我并不是说这些事件都没有

Touch our lives in any way 触动我们的生活以任何方式

But, ah, they didn't make the impression 但是啊，他们没有让印象

That some people say 有人说

   

This is the story of watching a man dying 这是看一个人临死的故事

The subjects unpopular 受试者不得人心

But I don't feel like lying 但我不喜欢说谎

When I think of it now I acted like a sinner 当我现在想起来我的行为像一个罪人

I just washed my hands 我洗我的手

Then I went for my dinner. 然后我去了我的晚餐。