I am the biggest hypocrite 我最大的伪君子

I've been undeniably jealous 我已经不可否认地嫉妒

I have been loud and pretentious 我一直大声自命不凡

I have been utterly threatened 我被彻底威胁

I've gotten candy for my self-interest 我已经得到了糖果对我自身利益

the sexy treadmill capitalist 性感的跑步机资本主义

heaven forbid I be criticized 但愿我该批评

heaven forbid I be ignored 但愿我该忽略

   

I have abused my power forgive me 我滥用我的权力原谅我

you mean we actually are all one 你的意思是我们实际上都是一个

one one one one one one one 一一一一一一1

I've been out of reach and separatist 我已经够不着分裂的

heaven forbid average (whatever average means) 但愿平均值（平均一切手段）

I have compensated for my days 我替天有补偿

of powerlessness 无力感

   

I have abused my so-called power forgive me 我虐待我所谓的权力原谅我

you mean we actually are all one 你的意思是我们实际上都是一个

one one one one one one one 一一一一一一1

   

did you just call her amazing? 你刚才叫她的​​神奇呢？

surely we both can't be amazing! 当然，我们既不能太不可思议了！

and give up my hard earned status 而放弃我辛苦赚来的状态

as fabulous freak of nature? 作为大自然的美妙怪胎？

   

I have abused my power forgive me 我滥用我的权力原谅我

you mean we actually are all one 你的意思是我们实际上都是一个

one one one one one one one 一一一一一一1

always looked good on paper 总是看起来很不错纸

sounded good in theory 听起来在理论上很好