I'd like to drop my trousers to the world 我想将我的裤子给世界

I am a man of means (of slender means) 我（细长的手段）来的人

each household appliance 每个家电

is like a new science in my town 就像在我镇的新科学

and if the day came when I felt a 如果有一天，我感到

natural emotion 感情的自然流露

I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump 我会得到这样的冲击我可能会跳

in the ocean 在海洋

and when a train goes by 当火车经过后

it's such a sad sound 它是这样一个忧伤的声音

   

I'd like to drop my trousers to the Queen 我想将我的裤子给女王

every sensible child will know what this means 每一个懂事的孩子会知道这是什么意思

the poor and the needy 穷人和有需要的人

are selfish and greedy on her terms 是自私的，贪婪的她而言

and if the day came when I felt a 如果有一天，我感到

natural emotion 感情的自然流露

I'd get such a shock I'd probably jump 我会得到这样的冲击我可能会跳

in the ocean 在海洋

and when a train goes by 当火车经过后

it's such a sad sound 它是这样一个忧伤的声音

   

And when I'm lying in my bed 当我躺在我的床上

I think about life 我觉得人生

and I think about death 我想死

and neither one particularly appeals to me 并没有一个特别为我上诉

and if the day came when I felt a 如果有一天，我感到

natural emotion 感情的自然流露

I'd get such a shock I'd probably lie 我会得到这样的冲击我可能会撒谎

in the middle of the street and die 在马路中间死

I'd lie down and die 我躺下死去