[Mark Alford] [马克·奥尔福德]

Ever since the meteor strike earlier this week, the burgundy mister fog has been spreading throughout the metro. Since then, there had been numerous reports of strange, but positive, side effects. Including a dramatic decrease in crime. 自从本周早些时候流星罢工，勃艮第的老总雾气已经蔓延整个地铁。自那时以来，曾出现过的奇怪，但积极的，副作用频传。包括犯罪急剧下降。

   

Kansas City Police are stunned. This week, they have responded to ZERO emergency calls. Kansas City School Officials are also reporting some dramatic changes since the burgundy skies overtook the city. Student attendance and test scores are BOTH up significantly. 堪萨斯城的警察都惊呆了。这个星期，他们已经回答了零的紧急电话。堪萨斯城学校官员还报告了一些戏剧性的变化，因为在勃艮第的天空超越的城市。学生出勤率和考试成绩都达显著。

   

School administrators as well as the police chiefs say if this dramatic change is a result of our new burgundy skies, then they certainly hope the burgundy mist will keep spreading for the good of man-kind. 学校管理人员以及警察局长说，如果这种戏剧性的变化是我们的新酒红色的天空的结果，那么他们当然希望在勃艮第的雾气将继续传播的人 - 样的好。

   

They say their hope is that this, cold harsh earth, will eventually become a better place for us all to live. 他们说，他们希望的是，这个冷苛刻的大地，最终将成为一个更好的地方，我们都去住。

   

I'm Mark Alford, Goodnight. 我是马克·奥尔福德，晚安。