Two men sit in the corner of a diner 两人在一家小餐馆的角落坐

Both of them look quite a bit like Carl Reiner 他们两个看起来有点像卡尔·赖纳

One of them is smoking even though the sign says not to 其中之一是吸烟的，即使牌子上写着不

The waitress says to stop, he says sorry but I've got to 女服务员说停下来，他说抱歉，但我得

They tell each other jokes that they both know that they both know 他们告诉对方开玩笑说，他们都知道，他们都知道

They talk about real estate, prostates, Costco 他们谈论房地产，前列腺，好市多

And when they finish up they leave a twenty on the table 当他们完成了他们留下一个20在桌子上

The waitress picks it up with their half-eaten bagels 服务员捡起来与他们吃了一半的面包圈

And when her shift is over she goes back to Mineola 而当她的转变是在她回到米尼奥拉

Sits on the couch, opens up a diet cola and says 坐在沙发上，打开了一个健怡可乐，说

   

I'm so, I'm so sick of this place I'm so ready for a change of pace 我是这样，我很讨厌这个地方我太准备好节奏的变化

I'm just looking for a new routine 我只是在寻找一种新的生活规律

So she spins her globe and the next thing you know 于是，她转动了地球，你知道接下来的事情

She's living in Liechtenstein 她住在列支敦士登

   

She doesn't speak German, only high school Spanish 她不说德语，只有高中西班牙语

But within a few weeks she discovers she can manage 但是在几个星期内，她发现她可以管理

But there's not much going on except for banking and skiing 但没有太多的事情，除了银行和滑雪

So she breaks up with the man that she just started seeing 于是，她打破了她刚开始看到这个人

He drops her at the airport in a diesel Mercedes 他投下了她在机场的奔驰柴油

Thinks to himself I'm so feeble with the ladies and I 心里想我是那么的苍白无力的女士们，我

   

I'm so, I'm so sick of this place 我是这样，我很讨厌这个地方

I'm so ready for a change of pace 我好准备好节奏的变化

I'm just looking for a new routine 我只是在寻找一种新的生活规律

So he grabs his cap 于是，他抓起他的帽子

Throws a dart at a map 投掷飞镖的地图

And now he's living in Bowling Green 现在他住在鲍灵格林

   

He talks his way into 他谈到他的方式入

A job at La Quinta 在La Quinta作业

Falls for the manager 爱上经理

Who's moving back to Canada 谁是移动回加拿大

She's tried Roanoke, Reykjavik, Rome 她试图罗阿诺克，雷克雅未克，罗马

Says you're really sweet but I just want to go home 你真的很甜蜜，但我只是想回家说

   

Two men sit in the corner of a diner 两人在一家小餐馆的角落坐

One of them says I might take a trip to China 其中一人说，我可能会去一趟中国

It's one of those things we should do before we're too old 它的那些事情，我们应该做的，我们太旧前的一

Thanks but no thanks, bring me back an egg roll 谢谢，但没有感谢，给我带回来一个鸡蛋卷

Bring it back 把它带回来