My vagina has two sets of lips 我的阴道内有两套嘴唇

But I don't get monthly blood drips 但我不明白的每月血淌

My vagina hardly even used 我的阴道，甚至很难用

   

My vagina's got lots of extra skin 我的阴道的得到许多额外的皮肤

They took my outtie and made it an in 他们把我的outtie ，并使其成为一个在

Changing Donnie to Marie Osmond 改变唐尼玛丽奥斯蒙德

   

Operation successfull 操作全成

But now I gotta pee 但现在我得撒尿

Through a miniature hole 通过一个微型孔

Gotta remember to put the seat down 你要记住把座位下

And when I wipe my ass 而当我拍我的马屁

I go from front to back 我去由前向后

Cause I don't want a bladder infection 因为我不想膀胱感染

   

I never thought I'd miss my vas deferans 我从来没有想过我会想念我的输精管deferans

I traded it in for a pair of huge cans 我放弃它的一对大罐

Now I get to hang with lesbians 现在，我可以用挂女同志

   

Operation paid up front 操作预先支付

Now I show all my friends 现在，我告诉我所有的朋友

My new designer cunt 我的新设计师屄

They think I'm kinda weird 他们都觉得我有点怪

But that's OK with me 但是，这与我行

Cause now I kick their ass 因为现在我踢他们的屁股

Playing from the ladies tee 从女士发球台打

Theres nothing finer than having a vagina 那里有没有更细比拥有一个阴道