Lost my job, came home mad 丢了工作，回家狂

Got a hug and kiss and that's too bad 得到了一个拥抱和亲吻，这太糟糕了

She said I can go to work until you find another job 她说我可以去工作，直到你找到另一份工作

I thought I like the sound of that 我想我喜欢的声音

Watch TV and take long naps 看电视，需要很长时间的小睡

Go from a hard working dad to being Mr. Mom 从一个辛勤工作的父亲去为妈妈先生

   

Well 以及

Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer 帮宝适融化在美泰克机

Crayons go up one drawer higher 蜡笔上去一个抽屉高

Rewind Barney for the fifteenth time 倒带巴尼第十五时间

Breakfast six, naps at nine 早餐六，小睡九

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair 有泡泡糖中的宝宝的头发

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair 在我的懒椅红薯

Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday 整天被疯狂而且只有周一

Mr. Mom 妈妈先生

   

Football, soccer and ballet 足球，足球，芭蕾

Squeeze in Scouts and PTA 挤在童子军和家长

And there's that shopping list she left 还有的是购物清单，她离开

That's seven pages long 这是七页长

How much smoke can one stove make 多少烟可以在一个炉子做

The kids won't eat my charcoal cake 孩子们会不会吃我的蛋糕木炭

It's more than any man can take 这是比任何人能够

Being Mr. Mom 幸福妈妈先生

   

Well 以及

Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer 帮宝适融化在美泰克机

Crayons go up one drawer higher 蜡笔上去一个抽屉高

Rewind Barney for the sixteenth time 倒带巴尼的第16次

Breakfast six, naps at nine 早餐六，小睡九

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair 有泡泡糖中的宝宝的头发

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair 在我的懒椅红薯

Been crazy all day long and it's only Monday 整天被疯狂而且只有周一

Mr.Mom Mr.Mom

   

Before I fall in bed tonight 在我跌倒在今晚床上

If the dog didn't eat the classifieds 如果狗没有吃的公告

I'm gonna look just one more time 我要去看看只是一次

   

'Cause 因为

Pampers melt in a Maytag dryer 帮宝适融化在美泰克机

Crayons go up one drawer higher 蜡笔上去一个抽屉高

Rewind Barney for the eighteenth time 倒带巴尼第十八届时间

Breakfast six, naps at nine 早餐六，小睡九

There's bubble gum in the baby's hair 有泡泡糖中的宝宝的头发

Sweet potatoes in my lazy chair 在我的懒椅红薯

Been crazy all day long 整天被疯狂

Oh been crazy all day long and it's only Monday 整天哦了疯狂，这只是星期一

Mr.Mom Mr.Mom

   

Balancin' checkbooks, juggling bills Balancin 支票，汇票杂耍

Thought there was nothing to it 觉得有什么是它

Baby, now I know how you feel 宝贝，我知道你的感受

What I don't know is how you do it 我不知道你是怎么做的

   

Honey, you're my hero 亲爱的，你是我的英雄