A lady gets a lotta things 一位女士得到了洛塔的东西

She gets a 20 carat ring 她得到了20克拉的戒指

She gets the alimony too 她得到的赡养费太

She gets to look good in the nude 她会看裸体好

But there's one place where they've been whipped 但是，也正是他们一直在鞭打一个地方

Between the nose and upper lip 鼻子和上嘴唇之间

   

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache 的M-M -M -M -M -M的胡须

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache 的M-M -M -M -M -M的胡须

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache 的M-M -M -M -M -M的胡须

One hundred hairs make a man 百毛发让男人

   

I tried a handlebar design 我尝试了车把设计

My Fu Manchu was real fine 我的傅满洲是真实的细

My Ronald Colman made 'em blink 我的罗纳德·科尔曼做全身闪烁

My Pancho Villa made 'em think 我潘乔维拉做全身认为

But when I trimmed 'em real small 但是，当我修剪时间实小

My Jewish friends would never call 我的犹太朋友就不会叫

   

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache 的M-M -M -M -M -M的胡须

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache 的M-M -M -M -M -M的胡须

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache 的M-M -M -M -M -M的胡须

One hundred hairs make a man 百毛发让男人

   

They call me sir, and that ain't bad 他们叫我先生，那也不错

Sometimes they think that I'm my Dad 有时，他们认为我是我爸

And women flirt and you can bet 和女人调情，你可以打赌

They like that tickle that they get 他们喜欢在挠痒痒，他们得到

The only time I feel bad 唯一一次我心情不好

Is when the guess the lunch I've had 是当猜测的午餐我有

   

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache 的M-M -M -M -M -M的胡须

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache 的M-M -M -M -M -M的胡须

M-M-M-M-M-M Moustache 的M-M -M -M -M -M的胡须

One hundred hairs make a man 百毛发让男人