Hello patient 24602 你好患者24602

I'm sorry- Hello, how are- 我很抱歉 - 你好，怎么是 -

How are you feeling? 你感觉怎么样？

Um, not great 嗯，不是很大

Has the treatment been working? 已处理在工作吗？

Uh, I don't think so, no 呃，我不这么认为，没有

What are your remaining symptoms? 你有什么剩下的症状是什么？

I just- I internalize my feelings a lot. I have trouble articulating how I'm feeling to other people. I feel like I just- í í只是 - 我的内在感受了很多。我有麻烦阐明如何我感觉给其他人。我觉得我只是 -

So basically you're still a little bitch 所以基本上你还是一个小婊子

Yes, very mature of you disembodied voice way up there 是的，非常成熟的你空洞的声音一路有

I was just joking, nigga 我只是在开玩笑，兄弟们

All right, you're not safe in Wisconsin you might fuck with that shit 好吧，你是不是安全的在威斯康星州，你可能会与他妈的狗屎

I'm not human I can say whatever I want 我不是人，我可以说任何我想要的

Okay, just let's get to the point. What's wrong with me, please. Please. 好吧，就让我们来点。什么是我错了，请。请。

   

Your emotions and your logic are at war. 你的情绪，你的逻辑是处于战争状态。

OK 行

Your creativity and your analysis are at war. 你的创造力和你的分析是处于战争状态。

And most simply, your left and right brain are at war. 而最简单的，你的左右脑都处于战争状态。

My left and my- 我的左，我的 -

To fix the problem we must separate them from each other. 为了解决这个问题，我们必须彼此分开他们。

Sep- Sep-

Splitting your neurological functions in 5... 4... 分裂的神经系统功能的5 ... 4 ...

(Can we book an appointment or something?) （我们能预约什么的？ ）

3... 3 ...

(You just don't start counting down to major medical procedures) （你只是不开始倒计时各大医疗程序）

2... 1 2 ... 1

This may hurt a bit 这可能会有点儿疼

(I don't even know what 'it' is) （我什至不知道什么是它是）

0 0

(Just tell me what you're-) （只要告诉我什么youre- ）

Isolation complete 完全隔离

   

This is Bo's left brain, objective, logical, cold, analytical 这是薄熙来的左脑，客观，逻辑，冷，分析

Aware of patterns, aware of trends, he's efficient, and a prick 认识规律，认识趋势，他的高效率，以及刺

This is Bo's right brain, subjective, creative, sensory 这是薄熙来的右脑，主观的，创造性的，感觉

Aware of feelings, aware of people, he's emotional, and an idiot 知道感情的，知道的人，他的情感和白痴

(That's your opinion-just careful with opinions) （这是你的意见，只是小心的意见）

Okay boys play nice 好吧男孩玩好

   

I am the left brain, I am the left brain 我的左脑，我的左脑

I work really hard 'til my inevitable death brain 我的工作真的很辛苦，直到我的必然死亡的脑

You got a job you better do it right in the right way is with the left brains might 你找到工作了，你最好做是正确的，在正确的方法是用左大脑可能

   

I like oreos and pussy yah! (yes, in that order) 我喜欢奥利奥和阴部呀！ （是的，按照这个顺序）

And I cried for at least an hour after watching Toy Story 3 (Woody!) 我哭了至少一个小时看玩具总动员3后（伍迪！ ）

Cause I am the right brain, I have feelings, 因为我的右脑，我是有感情的，

I'm a little all over the place but I'm lustful and trustful and I'm looking for somebody to love... Or put my penis in 我有点所有的地方，但我淫荡和信任，我找个人来爱......还是把我的阴茎

   

Here comes a female, here comes a female 又来了一个女子，又来了一个女

Puff your chest. I'll take your phone out and check your email 吞云吐雾你的胸部。我要你的电话了，并检查您的电子邮件

Or evolutionary purpose is to repopulate 或进化的目的是重新填充

So gather data now and see if she's a possible mate 所以，现在收集数据，看看她是一个可能的伴侣

   

Holy fuck I think she might be the one, there's something about her, I just can't describe it 圣他妈的我想她可能是其中之一，还有一些有关她的，我不能形容它

Tits 奶

I am the earth, she is the glorious sun 我是地球，她是太阳的光辉

I want her to trust me and I just want her to- how do i say this- sit on my face! 我希望她能相信我，我只是希望她的─我如何说这 - 坐在我的脸！

(Sit! Sit on my face!) （坐！你坐在我的脸！ ）

   

Alright now right brain you're being insane 好了，现在右脑你是疯了

No left brain, I'm just being alive 没有左脑，我只是活着

You should try it, you might like it 你应该尝试一下，你会喜欢它

   

I worked hard to give him everything he cared about 我努力给他的一切，他关心

You were worried about the things that he was scared about 你担心的事情，他很害怕约

I'm calm and collected when you act wild 我不动声色，当你表现狂野

I am the adult, you are child 我是大人，你的孩子

   

You think you're the right one every time 你以为你每次是正确的

You think you know everything but you don't know anything at all 你以为你什么都知道，但你不知道任何事情

Half of his problems were supposed to be mine 他的问题有一半被认为是雷

But you wanted everything. 但你想要的一切。

I hope that you're happy 'cause he's sure not 我希望你是快乐的，因为他是肯定不会

   

Well according to my calculations, I'm sorry just let me run the numbers again, you're a giant pussy 嗯，根据我的计算，对不起只是让我再次运行该号码，你是一个巨大的猫

   

Really name calling? Really? You're gonna just do name calling? 真是对骂？真的吗？你会只是对骂？

   

I'm name calling names alright, I'm just stating facts alright, the fact is you're a quivering pussy 我的名字叫名字好了，我只是在陈述事实，好吧，事实是你是一个颤颤巍巍的猫

   

I'm the pussy? Really? Well at least I don't play with toys still 我是猫？真的吗？嗯，至少我不玩玩具仍

   

Rubik's cubes are not toys alright, they keep my spacial rethink skills... sharp 魔方是不是玩具好吧，他们让我的空间重新思考技能......犀利

   

Left brain plays with toys! Haha, fucking, 左脑与玩具玩！哈哈，他妈的，

Look at you, Mr... you're a toy player 看看你，先生......你是一个玩家的玩具

   

Well at least I did my fucking job, all right. I kept him working, I kept him productive 嗯，至少我做了我他妈的工作，没事的。我一直在他的工作，我让他生产

You were supposed to look after him 你应该去照顾他。

You were supposed to keep him emotionally stable for all this 你应该让他这一切情绪稳定

Now you're trying to blame me for how he's feeling, how he's feeling! 现在，你要怪我，他是如何的心情，怎么他的感觉！

If he's feeling unhappy it's because you failed him 如果他感到不开心，那是因为你没有他

You did this to him, he hates you I know he does, he fucking hates you! 你这样做是为了他，他恨你，我知道他做什么，他他妈的恨你！

   

Right brain, look, I'm sorry, okay? 右脑，你看，我很抱歉，好吗？

   

No, you're not 不，你不

   

Look, maybe there's something we could do together 你看，也许有什么东西，我们可以一起做

   

Together? 在一起吗？

   

Take the best parts of both of us and put them together 就拿我们俩最好的部分，并把它们放在一起

   

I'm listening 我在听

   

It would let you let your feelings out, it would let me analyze 这将让你让你的心情了，那就让我分析

   

So you could man the themes; I'll man the form. 所以，你可以为人的主题;我为人的形式。

It's something that George Carlin did, it's something Steve Martin did 这件事情，乔治·卡林做到了，它的东西，史蒂夫·马丁那样

It's something special that we could both perform. 这是一些特别的东西，我们可以既执行。

Do you know what it is? 你知道是什么吗？

   

Juggling, we could juggle, and juggle our cares away! 杂耍，我们可以忙里忙外，忙里忙外，并关心我们了！

   

It was comedy, you, fuck it, we could do comedy together. 这是喜剧，你他妈的，我们可以做喜剧在一起。

   

(Initiate reassembly) （启动重组）

   

All right, right brain we're gonna do comedy together, we gotta do comedy together 好吧，右脑我们要做喜剧在一起，我们要做的喜剧在一起

   

All right, left brain I'll do comedy with you 好吧，左脑我会做喜剧与你

   

Look, we can fix him like this- we can make him happy again. I promise, all right 你看，我们可以收拾他喜欢这 - 我们可以让他高兴了。我保证，所有的权利

   

(5, 4, 3) （5,4 ，3）

   

Left brain... left brain, I love you 左脑...左脑，我爱你

   

(2) （2）

   

I know 我知道

   

(1. Experimentation complete) （ 1实验完成）