[Mark:] "Hi, friends. Now just be honest about it, friends and neighbours. Did you ever consider the possibility that your penis, and in the case of many dignified ladies, that size of the tities themselves might possibly provide elements of sub-conscious tension . . . " [标记：] “嗨，朋友们现在只是说实话吧，朋友和邻居你有没有考虑的可能性，你的阴茎，并且在许多端庄淑女的情况下， tities的这种规模本身有可能会提供元素。 。潜意识的紧张。“

[Howard:] See, the trouble here, Frank, lies in the fact that on that sheet it says "that size," it doesn't say "that the size" therefore . . . [霍华德]你看，这里的麻烦，弗兰克，就在于这样一个事实：上表它说：“这种规模， ”不说“的大小” ，因此。 。 。

[FZ:] Get a pencil and write in "that the size" [ FZ ： ]获取铅笔写在“的大小”

[Mark:] Could I have a . . . [标记： ]请问我有一个。 。 。

[Howard:] Well, I'm sorry [霍华德]嗯，对不起

[Mark:] " . . . weird, twisted anxieties which could force a person to become a politician, a policeman, a narc, a casket maker . . . " [标记： ]“怪异，扭曲的忧虑这可能会迫使一个人要成为一个政治家，警察，缉毒侦探，棺材制造商。 。 ”

[FZ:] An usher! [ FZ ： ]引座员！

[Jeff:] A musician [杰夫： ]音乐家

[Mark:] "Or in the case of the ladies, the ones that can't afford a silicon beef-up, become writers of hot books!" [标记： ]“或在女装的情况下，那些买不起硅牛肉起来，成为热门书作家！ ”

[Howard:] "I placed my burning phallus between her quivering quim!" [霍华德]“我把我的阴茎灼热她颤抖的奎姆之间！ ”

[Mark:] "A carmelite nun!" [标记： ]“加尔默罗修女！ ”

[Howard:] "She placed my burning phallus between her quivering quim!" [霍华德]“她把我的阴茎灼热她颤抖的奎姆之间！ ”

[Mark:] "Or jockeys! There is no reason why you or your loved one should suffer. Things are bad enough already without the size of your organ adding even more misery to the troubles of the world! If you are a lady with munchkin tits, you can't console yourself with this age old line . . . " [标记： ] ！ “或者骑师没有理由你或你爱的人要受害东西是够糟糕的已经没有你的器官增加更多的苦难世界的烦恼的大小如果你是芒奇金的女士！山雀，你不能安慰自己同这个时代的老行。 “

[FZ:] No, "you can console yourself" [ FZ ：]没有“，你可以安慰自己”

[Mark:] "You can console yourself with this age old line from . . . " [标记： ] “你可以从安慰自己同这个时代的老行。 ”

[Howard:] Simmons! [霍华德]席梦思！

POOO-HHH! POOO-AHH-AHH! POOO - HHH ！ POOO - AHH- AHH ！

[Mark:] "And if you're a guy . . . " [标记： ]“ 。如果你是一个男人”

[Howard:] "Anything over a mouthful . . . " [霍华德]“ 。任何超过了一口”

[Mark & Howard:] " . . . is wasted!" [品牌霍华德： ]“ 。被浪费掉了！ ”

[Mark:] "And if you're a guy and you're ashamed of your dick and somebody hits on you one night in a casual conversation and turns to you and says, uh . . . " [标记： ]“ 。如果你是一个男人，你是感到羞愧的家伙和你有人打一个晚上在某个不经意的谈话，转向你，说，嗯”

[Howard:] "Eight inches or less!" [霍华德]“ ！八英寸或更小”

[Mark:] "You just swivel right back around and look this sonofabitch straight in the eyes, and say . . . " [标记： ] “你刚才旋转右后卫周围，看看这个狗娘养直在眼睛，说。 ”