Greetings:This is the Secretary of War at the State Department 问候语：这是战争部长在国务院

of the United States 美国

We have a problem. 我们有一个问题。

The companies want something done about this sluggish 该公司想要的东西做这个低迷

world economic situation 世界经济形势

Profits have been running a little thin lately 利润已经跑瘦一点，最近

and we need to stimulate some growth 我们需要一些刺激增长

Now we know 现在我们知道了

there's an alarmingly high number of young people roaming 有一个高得惊人多的年轻人漫游

around in your country with nothing to do but stir up trouble 周围什么也没有你的国家做，但惹事

for the police and damage private property. 警察和破坏私人财产。

It doesn't look like they'll ever get a job 它看起来并不像他们永远得到一份工作

It's about time we did something constructive with these people 它是关于时间，我们做了一些有建设性的，与这些人

We've got thousands of 'em here too. They're crawling all over 我们有成千上万的时间在这里了。他们爬遍

The companies think it's time we all sit down, have a serious get-together- 该公司认为它的时候，我们都坐下，有一个严重的get -比比看

And start another war 并开始另一场战争

The President? 总统？

He loves the idea! All those missiles streaming overhead to and fro 他很喜欢这个想法！所有这些导弹流的开销来来回回

Napalm 凝固汽油弹

People running down the road, skin on fire 人跑在路上，皮肤着火

The Soviets seem up for it: 苏联人似乎弥补了这一点：

The Kremlin's been itching for the real thing for years. 克里姆林宫一直渴望真实的东西好几年了。

Hell, Afghanistan's no fun 地狱，阿富汗不好玩

So whadya say? 所以whadya说什么？

We don't even have to win this war. 我们甚至没有赢得这场战争。

We just want to cut down on some of this excess population 我们只是想减少这部分多余的人口

Now look. Just start up a draft; draft as many of those people as you can. 现在看。刚开始了一个草案;起草尽可能多的人的，你可以。

We'll call up every last youngster we can get our hands on, 我们会打电话给了每一个最后的年轻人，我们可以拿到手，

hand 'em some speed, give 'em an hour or two to learn how to use 手“ EM一些速度，给他们一两个小时来学习如何使用

an automatic rifle and send 'em on their way 自动步枪和发送时间赶路

Libya? El Salvador? How 'bout Northern Ireland? 利比亚？萨尔瓦多？怎么回合北爱尔兰？

Or a "moderately repressive regime" in South America? 或者在南美“适度压制性政权” ？

We'll just cook up a good Soviet threat story 我们就煮了良好的苏联威胁的故事

in the Middle East-we need that oil 在中东地区，我们需要石油

We had Libya all ready to go and Colonel Khadafy's hit squad 我们有利比亚的所有准备去上校Khadafy的命中阵容

didn't even show up. I tell ya 甚至没有露面。我告诉你

That man is unreliable. 那个男人是靠不住的。

The Kremlin had their fingers on the button just like we did for that one 克里姆林宫有自己的手指上，就像我们做的一个按钮

Now just think for a minute-We can make this war so big-so BIG 现在只是觉得一分钟，我们可以让这场战争如此之大，如此之大

The more people we kill in this war, the more the economy will prosper 越多的人，我们杀了在这场战争中，更多的经济将蓬勃发展

We can get rid of practically everybody on your dole queue if we plan this right. 我们可以摆脱几乎每个人都在你的失业救济金的队列中，如果我们打算这个权利。

Take every loafer on welfare right off our computer rolls 承担社会福利的权利每个流浪汉从我们的电脑卷

Now don't worry about demonstrations-just pump up your drug supply. 现在不用担心示威游行，只抽了你的药物供应。

So many people have hooked themselves on heroin 所以很多人都迷上自己对海洛因

and amphetamines since we took over, it's just like Vietnam. 和安非他明，因为我们接手之后，它就像越南。

We had everybody so busy with LSD they never got too strong. 我们有大家这么忙的LSD ，他们从来没有得到过强。

Kept the war functioning just fine 不停的战争中发挥作用就好了

It's easy. 这很容易。

We've got our college kids so interested in beer 我们已经得到了我们的大学生们在啤酒这么感兴趣

they don't even care if we start manufacturing germ bombs again. 他们甚至不关心，如果我们重新开始制造细菌炸弹。

Put a nuclear stockpile in their back yard, 把核武库在他们的后院，

they wouldn't even know what it looked like 他们甚至不知道是什么样子

So how 'bout it? Look-War is money. 因此，如何回合呢？你看，战争就是金钱。

The arms manufacturers tell me unless 军火制造商告诉我，除非

we get our bomb factories up to full production 我们得到的炸弹工厂达到满负荷生产

the whole economy is going to collapse 整个经济会崩溃

The Soviets are in the same boat. 苏联是在同一条船上。

We all agree the time has come for the big one, so whadya say?!? 我们都同意的时机已经成熟，大个，所以whadya说？！

That's excellent. We knew you'd agree 这是极好的。我们知道你会同意

The companies will be very pleased. 该公司将非常高兴。