[Hook] [钩]

I was just thinking that I really like you 我只是在想，我真的很喜欢你

And I was just thinking I really like you 我只是在想我真的很喜欢你

And I was just thinking if I kidnap your boyfriend 我只是在想，如果我绑架你的男朋友

Could I be your boyfriend? 我可以做你的男朋友吗？

   

[Verse 1] [诗歌1 ]

I've gotta time it right 我得时间是正确的

I've gotta plan it through 我经历的宝贝计划吧

You're a stick of dynamite 你是炸药棒

Hope that I can handle you 希望我能处理你

You're a whole new animal they couldn't hold a candle to 你是一个全新的动物，他们不能望其项背

So I demand a candid answer, what's a man to do? 所以，我要求坦诚的回答，什么是一个人吗？

Could pay a camera crew 可以支付摄制组

Get an editor set up in his kitchen with the video and kid and put his ass on Catch A Predator 获取一个编辑器建立在他的厨房，视频和孩子，把他的屁股上抓的捕食者

Call his creditor 打电话给他的债权人

Tell em he's in heavy debt and with fed on red alert 告诉EM他在沉重的债务，并与红色警报美联储

I plant a care package, a bear trap with the teeth padded 我厂生产的爱心包裹，空头陷阱的牙齿填充

And when he grabs it, then I beat it like Br'er Rabbit 而当他抓住它，然后我打它像Brer兔

Or I could lock him in the liquor cabinet 或者，我可以把他锁在酒柜

Drinking, thinking, sad until he kicks the habit 饮酒，思考，悲伤，直到他踢的习惯

And if he gets lovey dovey 如果他得到lovey多维

I'll take a kindergarten keep him in the cubby 我要一所幼儿园让他在小房间

When we leave for winter break and someone gets the pet I'm gonna pawn him off on little Betty like he was a guppy 当我们离开的寒假，有人得到的宠物，我的小贝蒂要去典当送行一样，他是一个孔雀鱼

   

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[Verse 2] [诗歌2]

It's a minute to midnight and 这是一分钟的午夜

That's my cue to pull up in my big white van 这是我的提示，拉起我的大白色面包车

Beckon him with my charisma 召唤他，我的魅力

Chucking snickers at him like it's his Bar mitzvah 夹紧窃笑他就像是他的成年礼

And if someone heard that racket 如果有人听到球拍

Better bet I'm gonna bag him in a burlap sack 更好的选择我会包了他的麻袋

Your dude's whack 你老兄的重击

He lacks the X Factor 他缺少的X因素

(Bookmark boy) I can be the next chapter （书签男孩）我可以成为下一个章节

What do I do for the women who tell me they want me? 我该怎么做的谁告诉我，他们希望我的女人吗？

That when I got over the one who steadily haunts me 当我在一个谁稳步困扰我，

If I get over the one 如果我得到了一个

Then I'll be ready to party 然后，我会准备好党

Then I'll be looking at Blondie 然后，我会看着金发女郎

On me get up and calmly walk away 在我站起来，平静地走开

It's pretty pathetic 这是非常可悲的

I get it, but not today 我明白了，但不是今天

You wanted to play 你想打

You want me to act tough? 你要我行事强硬？

Spend every dime 花的每一分钱

But I won't go bankrupt 但我不会破产

I said to be easy 我说很容易

Could you please back up 能否请你备份

All these Jenga beezies they just don't stack up 所有这些詹戈beezies他们只是不叠起

   

[Hook] [钩]

   

[Verse 3] [诗歌3 ]

But if I'm too blunt, I can mask it 但是，如果我太生硬，我可以将其屏蔽

If time's a blunt, I can pass it 如果时间是一个生硬的，我可以通过它

I'd rather pass with to the passenger 我宁愿用传递给乘客

Shotgun the messenger 猎枪的使者

Call off the massacre 取消呼叫大屠杀

Your dude is cool 你老兄是很酷

I wish I didn't have to mess with him 我希望我没有招惹他

To tell the truth 说实话

I want the very second best for him 我想要的很退而求其次他

I'm positive I'm not pessimist 我肯定我不是悲观者

I'm not jumping 我不会跳

I'm just pissing off the precipice 我只是得罪了悬崖

If I deafen to the definition and I never getcha 如果我震聋的定义和我从来没有getcha的

God I betcha I'll be better cause I metcha but be I'm missing always waiting for day you'll be available 上帝，我betcha当我会比较好，因为我metcha ，但被我错过随时恭候一天你会成为可用

You keep on stating who you're dating ain't debatable 你继续，说明你是谁约会是不是值得商榷

But baby, maybe we could pick up when this shit ends 但亲爱的，也许我们可以拿起这个狗屎结束时

My sixth sense says we're clicking like we're Bic pens 我的第六感说我们一下像我们比克笔

I don't wanna read the writing on the wall if it's only gonna end like Annie Hall 我不想读了写在墙上，如果它是唯一会结束像安妮·霍尔