[Verse 1:] [诗歌1 ： ]

When the drudgery of every day life starts to get to me 当每天的生活单调乏味开始接近我

Fouling up the flavor of my rice and beans recipe 污损了我的大米和豆类配方的味道

I can't do better than the best of my ability 我不能做得比我最大的能力更好

The rent check is late, they're turning off utilities 租金支票已经晚了，他们关闭公用事业

Fuck it, I don't need electricity or gas 他妈的，我不需要电力或气体

To sit alone in the dark and be sad 独自坐在黑暗和悲伤

I need a friend to come and kick me in the ass 我需要一个朋友来踢我的屁股

   

[Verse 2:] [诗2： ]

It's been three weeks and a day 它已经三个星期，每天

Since I last brush my teeth 自从我上次刷牙

My breath is so bad that 我的呼吸是如此糟糕，

I can't smell my feet 我不能闻到我的脚

I'm a' throw in the towel 我是一个认输

'Cause I just can't compete 因为我只是无法抗衡

Got a boat, and a paddle 得到了船，桨

But no shit up my creek 但是，没有狗屎了我的小溪

I'm that manic depressive, hermit, bona-fided freak 我是躁狂抑郁，隐士，博纳， fided怪胎

On the floor in the corner whiping tears from my cheeks 在从我的脸颊角落whiping眼泪地板

I don't want to talk 我不想说话

I don't want to eat 我不想吃

So just leave me alone so my self can defeat 所以只留下我一个人，所以我自能打败

It's unbearable, but I prefer feeling terrible 这是无法忍受的，但我更喜欢的感觉可怕

I don't need more advice 我不需要更多的建议

   

Or another boring parable 或者另一种无聊的比喻

Really, it's over 真的，它已经结束了

   

I got no more tears for your god damn shoulders 我没有更多的眼泪你该死的肩膀

I told you, to start treating me colder 我告诉你，开始把我冷

Or I'll get closer to calamity 不然我会更接近灾难

An unmotivated state 一个无心的状态

On the crotch of insanity's panties 在疯狂的内裤裤裆

In my poop stained pajamies 在我的便便弄脏pajamies

Damn, B, better start acting manly, and do it fast 妈的， B，更好地开始行动男人味，而且要快

   

[Hook:] [钩： ]

I need a friend to come and kick me in the ass 我需要一个朋友来踢我的屁股

I need a friend to come and kick me in the ass 我需要一个朋友来踢我的屁股

I need a friend to come and kick me in the ass 我需要一个朋友来踢我的屁股

I need a friend 我需要朋友

   

Some call me a quitter 有人骂我是半途而废

But it's more deep than that 但比这更加深了

'Cause every time I get up 原因我每次起床时间

I get knocked on my back 我被撞倒在我的背上

Why not stay flat? 为什么不留平？

Where nothing bad can happen 在那里没有什么不好的可能发生

Away from all the acusations 远离所有的acusations

And the laughin 和讥笑

False facts, and lies of the world outside 虚假事实，和世界的谎言之外

I'm a' just sit here and count flies 我是一个“坐在这里，数苍蝇

One 一

Two 二

Three, four, five 三，四，五

That one died 一个死了

And I'm jealous 我很嫉妒

If there was a prize for underzealous 如果有对underzealous奖

I would win it 我赢了

I'm just gunna start this song and never finish 我只是贡纳开始这首歌永不结束

Get my little name in the big book of Guinness 让我的小名字大全的大书

Underneath the title 下面的标题

The most lackadaisical, unamazacle, underwhelming 最无精打采， unamazacle ，给人留下深刻印象

Scardy cat lazy rat bastard Scardy慵懒的猫鼠混蛋

Depressing piece of crap in his class 郁闷的一块垃圾在他的课

Who needs a friend to kick him in the ass 谁需要的朋友可以踢他的屁股

   

[Hook] [钩]

   

I've tried, but I can't put my past to the back of me 我试过，但我不能把我的过去对我的背

I think of all the pain I've caused, and I atrophy 我觉得所有我带来的痛苦，我萎缩

Alone, sitting at home, with my phone, off the ringer 独自一人，坐在家里，用我的手机，关闭铃声

Nost full of fingers NOST全手指

Wonderin' if I'll ever have the strength to pull myself over obstacles 迷惘“我什么时候有力量把自己拉过障碍

Or if I'll just write moving on as impossible 或者，如果我只写上移动是不可能的

And give it up 放弃了吧

Nail the window and door shut 钉门窗关

And live it up 和活起来

Lonely, but liberated 寂寞，但解放

Cut off from the world 从世界隔绝

My girl and my crew 我的女孩，我的船员

With nothing to eat and not a damn thing to do 有没有吃的，而不是一个该死的事

Except to sit and wait for someone to save me 除了坐等别人来拯救我

By putting one of they feet in the seat that god gave me 通过将他们的一只脚在座位上，上帝给了我

Maybe then I'll finish first 也许那我就先完成

Instead of coming in last 相反，进来的最后

   

[Hook] [钩]

   

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