I am keith b real story breaker keeping it real here I'm in some chinese mans theatre and this brother is keeping it real damn ridiculous this is belemptious we go people up here posing as slaves and ice and everything this is ridiculous wait a minute is that jada pinkett excuse me jada over here hi 我是基思b真实的故事断路器保持它的真实的，我是在一些中国男人的戏剧，这个弟弟是保持了真该死可笑，这是belemptious我们去的人在这里冒充奴隶和冰和一切，这是荒谬的等待一分钟为这杰达平凯特原谅我贾达在这里喜

Hey I'm keith b real keeping it real as usual I got some questions I need to ask you girl 嘿，我是基思b真正保持它真正像往常一样我有一些问题我要问你的女孩

Sure 确定

How long do you think this Will Smith hypothermia is gonna last 多久你认为这威尔·史密斯体温是会过去的

Uh hypothermia 呃低温

Yea look it up man do you guys read 是啊，看它的人做你们读

Well you know I think Will is very talented and I think he'll be successful at anything he puts his mind too 嗯，你知道，我认为会是非常有才华，我认为他会成功的东西，他把他的思想太

Well I been checking out his vertebrae he don't look like he can slang it like no man 好吧，我被检查出他的脊椎，他不喜欢看他能俚语像没有人

Man I would tour your little ah 男人我参观你少啊

If you would have read my motivational tapes you wouldn't have done that it talks about that on page thirty seven 如果你会看我的自我激励的磁带，你就不会做，它讲述了37页

Uh excuse me charlie mack please handle this 呃对不起查理·麦克，请处理这个问题

Charlie you need to stop grabbing up on me anyway this is keith b real be right back 查理，你需要停止对我抓起来反正这是基思b真就回来