I know I promised I'd write you a love song 我知道我答应过我给你写情歌

But instead I just wrote you a drunk song 而是我只是写你醉歌

Because love is pathetic 因为爱是可悲的

but seventy proof is no less than poetic 但70证明并不比诗意更小

   

You look your best when my vision is blurry 你看你最好的时候，我的理想是模糊的

that's not what I meant I can't keep from slurring 这不是我的意思，我不能让从口齿不清

Because love is emetic 因为爱是催吐

but not if you bought me a shot and I hit it 但如果你给我买一个镜头，我打它

   

Drink 'till you're crazy 喝“ ，直到你疯了

Dance 'till you're sick 跳舞直到你生病

Take off your bra 脱掉你的胸罩

Give it to the 'stick 把它给“大棒

   

Drink 'till your're crazy 喝“ ，直到您需要的信息疯狂

Dance 'till you're sick 跳舞直到你生病

Acknowledge the dumb 确认哑巴

Give in to the 'stick 屈服于“大棒

   

I can't see, now I have to pee 我看不到，现在我要尿尿

and I can't count to three 我不能数到三

but I can count to JAGERMEISTER! 但我可以算到JAGERMEISTER ！

   

YEAH! 是啊！

   

Chug! Chug! Chug! 突突！突突！突突！

Chug! Chug! Chug! 突突！突突！突突！

Chug! Chug! Chug! 突突！突突！突突！

Chug! Chug my Jagermeister! 突突！突突我Jagermeister ！

   

Chug! Chug! Chug! 突突！突突！突突！

Chug! Chug! Chug! 突突！突突！突突！

Chug! Chug! Chug! 突突！突突！突突！

Chug! Chug my Jagermeister! 突突！突突我Jagermeister ！

   

Chug! Chug! Chug! 突突！突突！突突！

Chug! Chug! Chug! 突突！突突！突突！

Chug! Chug! Chug! 突突！突突！突突！

Chug! Chug my JAGERMEISTER!!! 突突！突突我JAGERMEISTER ！

   

WHEW! 呼！

   

Drink 'till you're crazy 喝“ ，直到你疯了

Dance 'till you're sick 跳舞直到你生病

Take off your bra 脱掉你的胸罩

Give it to the 'stick 把它给“大棒

   

Drink 'till you're crazy 喝“ ，直到你疯了

Dance 'till you're sick 跳舞直到你生病

Acknowledge the dumb 确认哑巴

Give in to the 'stick 屈服于“大棒