I'm A Band Leader

[Don Van Vliet vocals] [唐·范·弗利特献声]

I'm a band leader. Not only can I drink a whole lot, but I play 23 different instruments too and I don't even know how to read music. Self-taught, you know. Couldn't tell it, though, to hear me play. When I play and sway in rhythm to the catchy little tunes that I know all the girls for five miles around get hot pants for me, hotcha! 我是一个乐队的灵魂人物。我不仅可以喝了一大堆，但我玩23种不同的乐器也是一样，我什至不知道如何读音乐。自学成才的，你知道的。不能告诉你，不过，听到我玩。当我玩，摇摆的节奏，以朗朗上口的曲调一点，我知道所有的女孩子了五英里左右得到热裤为我之，HotCha ！

Last night was pretty good for a Wednesday. We got ten requests for, we got "Bill Bailey," and we played them all and we got seven people came up for the twist contest. I gave away a box with two small bottles of champagne imported from Europe, heh, and kissed the girl who won and shook hands with the guy she was with. He didn't mind when I kissed her because I'm important. 昨天晚上是在一个星期三的相当不错。我们得到了10宗，我们得到了“比尔·贝利说，”我们打他们都和我们有七个人来弥补扭转比赛。我布施了一箱用两个小香槟从欧洲进口的，嘿，亲谁赢了的家伙，她与握手的女孩。他不介意当我吻了她，因为我是很重要的。

We have a new routine. Been working on it for three weeks or more. I pretend I'm a queer and the sax player pretends he's a queer, too, and later on in the show -this'll kill ya-, we kiss each other so that it looks to the audience like we kiss each other on the mouth, heh. When we go . . . into a fast number, GOD, the people love it! Wait till we get to Las Vegas! 我们有一个新的程序。一直在这三个星期以上。我假装我是一个奇怪的萨克斯手假装他是一个古怪的，也和后来在节目-thisll杀了宝丽雅，我们互相亲吻，使它看起来观众就像我们互相亲吻的嘴，嘿嘿。我们去的时候。 。 。成数快，神，人喜欢它！等到我们去拉斯维加斯！

(Ha-heh-heh) （哈，嘿嘿，嘿嘿）