My thoughts may stray 我的想法可能会迷路

My eyes may roam 我的眼睛可以漫游

The neighbor's grass may seem much greener 邻居的草坪看起来更环保

Than the grass right here at home 比草就在这里，在家里

   

If pretty girls excite me 如果漂亮的女孩我兴奋

Well, that's life 嗯，这就是生活

But just in case, you didn't know 但是为了以防万一，你不知道

I love my wife 我爱我的妻子

   

My mind at times 我的心在次

May dwell on sex 可能会纠缠于性爱

If someone's rating dreams 如果一个人的梦想评级

Then most of mine I guess are double X 然后，最雷的我猜是Double X的

   

So dimpled knees delight me 所以酒窝的膝盖让我感到喜悦

Well, that's life 嗯，这就是生活

But just in case, you hadn't heard 但是为了以防万一，你有没有听说过

I love my wife 我爱我的妻子

   

Like bait that wriggles 像诱饵蠕动

And it makes catfish bite 这让鲶鱼咬

A lady jiggles 一位女士摇晃

And my eyes gotta light 我的眼睛得轻

Upon so sweet a sight 在如此甜蜜的景象

   

And if I shake 如果我摇

Break out in spots 爆发点

Don't fret, it's not swine fever dear 不要担心，这不是猪瘟亲爱的

Your swine has merely got the hots 你的猪也只是拿到了白热化

   

If rosy lips invite me 如果红润的嘴唇邀请我

Well, that's life 嗯，这就是生活

But just in case, you couldn't guess 但是为了以防万一，你猜不到

I love my wife 我爱我的妻子

   

My mind at times 我的心在次

May dwell on sex 可能会纠缠于性爱

If someone's rating dreams 如果一个人的梦想评级

Then most of mine I guess are double X 然后，最雷的我猜是Double X的

   

If rosy lips invite me 如果红润的嘴唇邀请我

Well, that's life 嗯，这就是生活

But just in case, you couldn't guess 但是为了以防万一，你猜不到

Or hadn't heard 或者没有听说过

Or didn't know 还是不知道

I love my wife 我爱我的妻子

I love my wife 我爱我的妻子

I love my wife 我爱我的妻子

   

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I love my wife 我爱我的妻子