[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

Once upon a time, before I was insane. 曾几何时，以前我是疯了。

I dated this Disney guy, Joe Jonas was his name. 我约会这个迪士尼的家伙，乔·乔纳斯是他的名字。

But he broke up with me, 但他和我分手，

[Joe:] [乔： ]

You're just way too creepy, plus I found someone else, his name's Mickey. (HO HO) 你只是太令人毛骨悚然，再加上我发现了别人，他的名字叫米奇。 （何何）

[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

So, I wrote a song about his stupid ass. 所以，我写了一篇关于他的笨驴一首歌。

Then, found this guy named John, 然后，发现这家伙叫约翰，

but that was over fast. 但那是在快。

If you don't marry me, I will pull out your teeth! 如果你不嫁给我，我会拿出你的牙齿！

[John:] [约翰： ]

You're totally crazy. 你完全疯了。

[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

No! 不！

[John:] [约翰： ]

Yes! 是的！

[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

No! 不！

[John:] [约翰： ]

Yes! 是的！

[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

Maybe... 也许......

He hit me with his guitar, and he said that "we are through." 他打了我与他的吉他，他说：“我们是通过”。

Just you wait, until I write a song about you! 你等着，直到我写了一首关于你！

Then, I met that Jake Gyllenhal dick, 然后，我遇到了杰克Gyllenhal家伙，

and was obsessed right away! 和迷恋的权利了！

[Jake:] [杰克： ]

You've sent me 1,000 messages! 你送我1000的消息！

and that's just from today!! 这还只是从今天开始！

[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

Oh, that's because I'm having your baby! 哦，那是因为我有你的孩子！

[Jake:] [杰克： ]

What?! But, you don't even put out 什么？但是，你甚至不熄

[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

Stop questioning me, Jakey, 停止质疑我， Jakey ，

or I'll punch you 6 feet underground!!!!!! 不然我就地下冲你6英尺!!!!!!

[Jake:] [杰克： ]

WHOA! WHOA! 哇！哇！

Psycho, psycho, psycho! 心理，精神，心理！

[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

Fine, go! It's good material 好吧，走！这是很好的材料

Next came Kennedy, I think he was fifteen. 接下来是肯尼迪，我认为他是15 。

I bought the house next door, 我买的房子隔壁，

to watch you constantly, and also to make sure.. You never ever cheat! 不断地看着你，也确保..你从来没有欺骗！

[Connor:] [康纳： ]

OMG! We are done, you are scary! 我的天啊！我们都做了，你是可怕的！

[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

Harry was my last, that One Direction freak. 哈利是我的最后一个方向怪胎。

I taped him to my wall, so he could never leave. 我录制了他给我的墙上，这样他就可以永远离开。

[Harry:] [哈利： ]

Someone call the police! 有人打电话报警！

You're insane we are through! 你疯了，我们都通过！

[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

You're just like all the rest! 你只是像所有的休息！

What did I do to you?! 我做了什么给你？

So I used, my stalker app. 所以，我用我的死缠烂打的应用程序。

To track down, all of those pricks. 追查，所有这些刺的。

The next song I write I'll use, their blood as my ink! Hey! 下一首歌我写的，我会用，他们的血我的墨水！嘿！

[Jake:] [杰克： ]

Holy crap, that nut job just bursted in! 哇靠，这螺母的工作只是突发的！

[Ex-Boyfriends:] [前男友： ]

Ahh! 啊！

[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

What the hell is this? 这到底是什么呢？

[Ex-Boyfriends:] [前男友： ]

It's a support group for all the men. 这是一个支持小组的所有的人。

You wrote songs about, you bitch! 你写的，你婊子的歌曲！

[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

What? I have not written about Harry yet. 什么？我没有写过哈利呢。

[Harry:] [哈利： ]

I am just planning ahead. 我只是提前规划。

[John:] [约翰： ]

Why are you even here anyway? 你为什么即使在这里呢？

[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

To finish you all off with my pen! 用我的笔完成你所有了！

[Ex-Boyfriends:] [前男友： ]

No, no, devil, devil, devil. 不，不，魔鬼，魔鬼，魔鬼。

[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

Oh, oh, It's true, I'm the devil! 哦，哦，这是真的，我是魔鬼！

[Doctor:] [医生： ]

OK! that's enough. 行！这就足够了。

You were right, she's nuts. 你说的没错，她是疯了。

You are coming with us. 你来和我们在一起。

[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

Wait, what? 等等，什么？

Get off of me, I'm not crazy!! 我下车，我没疯！

AH! 啊！

[Ex-Boyfriends:] [前男友： ]

It worked! 它的工作！

This was all a trick, we knew you would come. 这是所有的一招，我们知道你会来。

So, we hired this doctor. 所以，我们聘请这名医生。

[Doctor:] [医生： ]

You're going to an insane asylum, 你要去精神病院，

based on the behavior I observed. 基于行为我观察。

[Taylor:] [泰勒： ]

Oh, oh, Let me go, you assholes! 哦，哦，让我走了，你混蛋！

[Assholes:] [笨蛋： ]

No! No! 不！不！

[Doctor:] [医生： ]

Welcome to your new home. 欢迎来到你的新家。

[Mickey:] [米奇： ]

Haha, so you're crazy too, huh? 哈哈，所以你疯了太多，是吧？