Baby, for years you’ve been saying “Why don’t you write me a song?” 宝贝，多年来你一直在说：“你为什么不给我写一首歌？ ”

And I’m like “I don’t know, I’m not inspired to write you a song. 我很喜欢“我不知道，我没有灵感，你写一首歌。

But last night, I decided I’m gonna freakin’ do this” 但昨晚，我决定我要刻着这样做“

   

We’ve been together for so long 我们已经在一起这么久

And you always asked me why I never wrote a song 而你总是问我，为什么我从来没有写过一首歌

All about you, about our love, 所有关于你，关于我们的爱情，

And about how you’re the only one I’m thinking of. 而关于如何是唯一一个我所想的。

   

I’ve been writing all night. 我已经写了整整一夜。

And I. 和一

I got it just right! 我得到了它恰到好处！

Here we go! 开始了！

   

[Chorus:] [合唱： ]

You talk too much 你说得太多了

You never shut up 你永远闭嘴

Everything I do for you is never enough 我所做的一切对你来说是远远不够的

You snore, you drool, 你打鼾，你流口水，

You talk in your sleep 你跟你的睡眠

Won't get a night's rest until you're six feet deep 不会得到一个晚上的休息，直到你六英尺深

I promised you forever í永远答应你

But we both know, 但我们都知道，

We're never gonna get along 我们永远不会相处

You want it, you got it 你想要的话，你得到它

Here's is your freakin’ song 以下是为您的刻着的歌

   

And all my homies have always said, 和我所有的家人都一直在说，

What you doing with that girl? She’s fucked up in the head 你跟那个女孩什么？她性交的头部

My mom don’t like you, my dad don’t too. 我妈妈不喜欢你，我爸做的不是太。

And my brother says you look like guy from Hüsker Dü 我哥哥说，你看起来像从哈斯克Dü人

   

I’m just keeping it real, this is 我只是保持它真实的，这是

Just how I feel 只是我怎么感觉

Here we go 开始了

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

   

I can talk and you get pissed 我可以谈，你会得到生气

Used to dream I don't exist 曾经梦想我不存在

I say yes, and you say no 我说是的，你说没有

Like any BITCH, you gotta' GO 像任何婊子，你得去

With all the shit that we’ve been through, 与所有我们经历过的狗屎，

This is the best that I can do 这是我能做的最好的

Can I still get lucky tonight? 我还可以得到幸运今晚？

Please? 请？

   

Those are manners and everything, 这些都是礼仪和一切，

I uh, I hope you like this song, 我，呃，我希望你喜欢这首歌，

I spent a lot of time on it, 我花了很多时间在上面，

But I've spent...OH THERE'S ERIK 不过，我已经花了...噢还有艾瑞克

I'm just playing 我只是玩

I didn’t really spend a lot of time on it. 我真的没有花很多时间在上面。

This is the chorus 这是合唱

   

[Chorus] [合唱]

   

You want it you got it 你想要它，你得到了它

Here's is your freaking song 这里是你吓坏的歌

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OK I don't know why this is still going 好吧，我不知道这是为什么还在继续

I anticipated this being...3 minutes long 我所期望的这种幸福... 3分钟之久

It's still going here, I don't even know what's happening 它仍然会在这里，我什至不知道发生了什么

Anyway that's this song I wrote for you..And Uh 反正这就是这首歌，我写了you..And嗯

OK. Evidently it's over now. I don't know 行。显然，这是结束了。我不知道

I have no idea on the timing of it and uh 我不知道在它的时间呵

Boy this is sort of an awkward moment here 这小子是有点尴尬的时刻在这里

I uh 我，呃

I'm going to be honest, I have to pee 我要坦率地说，我要尿尿

[Laughing] [笑]