I met her just last Wednesday 我见到她刚于上周三

By Friday she was mine 到了周五，她是我的

Saturday she spent the night 星期六，她度过了一夜

And everything was fine 一切都还顺利

By Sunday she was on my nerves 星期天她是我的神经

I wanna be alone 我想成为孤独

Tuesday's here it's been a week 周二在这里它是一个星期

Why won't she go home 为什么她不回家

   

In the bedroom she's faking 在卧室里，她的伪装

All the good ones are taken 所有的好都给占了

Do I have freak stamped across my forehead 我已经在我的额头上盖上怪胎

I just want a normal girlfriend 我只想要一个正常的女朋友

But here we go again 但在这里，我们又来了

   

The start of week two 2周的开始

She cooks me dinner at her pad 她做饭我吃晚饭时她垫

But I can't believe its just so 但我不相信它只是使

I can meet her mom and dad 我能满足她的爸爸妈妈

So I sat her down and told her 于是我让她坐下，并告诉她

I just wanna be friends 我只是想成为朋友

Today when I got home 今天，当我回到家

The crazy bitch was movin in 疯狂的母狗是在居无定所

   

In the bedroom she's faking 在卧室里，她的伪装

All the good ones are taken 所有的好都给占了

Do I have freak stamped across my forehead 我已经在我的额头上盖上怪胎

I just want a normal girlfriend 我只想要一个正常的女朋友

But here we go again 但在这里，我们又来了

   

Dear God I'm so ashamed 亲爱的上帝，我很惭愧

I'll do anything to get laid 我会做任何事情来得到下岗

   

In the bedroom she's faking 在卧室里，她的伪装

All the good ones are taken 所有的好都给占了

Do I have freak stamped across my forehead 我已经在我的额头上盖上怪胎

I just want a normal girlfriend 我只想要一个正常的女朋友

But here we go again 但在这里，我们又来了