Good evening one and all, this is channel 24 晚上好，一个个都，这是通道24

Bringing you the latest news around the world 为您带来世界各地的最新消息

Down in Florida today, someone tried to get away 倒在佛罗里达州的今天，有人试图蒙混过关

When he commandeered the train at Disney World 当他霸占火车在迪斯尼世界

Until noon it was a standoff, but then he lost his luck 直到中午，这是一个僵局，但随后他失去了他的运气

When someone shot him down, dressed up like Donald Duck 当有人向他开枪了，穿着像唐老鸭

It was a midget G-man 这是一个侏儒警探

And we're sorry that we could not show it live 我们很抱歉，我们不能证明它活

But we'll have film of the shooting here at five 但是，我们就会有拍摄电影在这里5

   

Give me some news I can use, let me smile for a while 给我一些消息，我可以使用，让我笑了一会

For the madness has taken it's toll 对于疯狂已是通行费

Give me some news I can use, just a break for the sake 给我一些消息，我可以使用，只是为了休息

Of my mind which is losing control 我的心是失去控制

   

From Washington today, called a senator to say 从今天的华盛顿，被称为参议员说

That our future has been cancelled 'cause we're broke 我们的未来已经被取消，因为我们是破产

We called the white house without end finally reached the President 我们呼吁白宫没有尽头终于到达了总统

Says he don't know if it's real or just a joke 他说他不知道，如果它是真实的还是只是一个玩笑

And last night at the playoffs, things got pretty grim 昨晚，在季后赛中，事情变得很严峻

They crucified the referee and tore him limb from limb 他们钉在十字架上的裁判，撕毁了他五马分尸

Ah, you should have been there 啊，你应该已经有

And in the weather, there's a hurricane in sight 而在天气，还有在望飓风

And that's the way it is with us tonight 这就是今晚与我们同在的方式

   

Give me some news I can use, let me smile for a while 给我一些消息，我可以使用，让我笑了一会

For the madness has taken it's toll 对于疯狂已是通行费

Give me some news I can use, just a break for the sake 给我一些消息，我可以使用，只是为了休息

Of my mind which is losing control 我的心是失去控制

   

Seems like every single day another mind gets blown away 好像每一天另一种心灵被吹走

And the world goes just a little more insane 和世界去一点点疯狂

I got problems of my own, tryin' to keep my house and home 我有我自己的，难以释怀的问题，让我的房子和​​家

And I sure could stand some cheerful news again 我肯定会再次站在了一些欢快的新闻

My agent called to tell me my record's on the chart 我的经纪人打电话告诉我，我的记录的图表上

It's number 90 with an anchor, I never said that it was art 这是90号与一个锚，我从来没有说这是艺术

I gotta eat too, ya know 我得吃了，你知道

And my buddy who still owes me for his bail 和我的朋友谁还欠我他的保释

He says, "don't worry, your check is in the mail" 他说， “别担心，你的检查是在邮件”

   

Give me some news I can use, let me smile for a while 给我一些消息，我可以使用，让我笑了一会

For the madness has taken it's toll 对于疯狂已是通行费

Give me some news I can use, just a break for the sake 给我一些消息，我可以使用，只是为了休息

Of my mind which is losing control 我的心是失去控制