These are the tales, the freaky tales 这是故事的奇特故事

These are the tales that I tell so well 这些是我知道的这么好故事

These are the tales, the freaky tales 这是故事的奇特故事

These are the tales that I tell so well 这些是我知道的这么好故事

I met this girl, her name was Joan 我遇到了这个女孩，她的名字叫琼

She loved the way I rocked on the microphone 她爱过，我就震惊了麦克风的方式

When I met Joan, I took her home 当我遇到琼，我送她回家

She was just like a doggie all on my bone 她就像所有在我的骨小狗

I met another girl, her name was Ann 我遇到了另一个女孩，她的名字是安

All she wanted was to freak with a man 所有她想要的是发飙了一个男人

When I met Ann, I shook her hand 当我见到安安，我摇摇手

We ended up freakin by a garbage can 我们结束了刻着一个垃圾桶

The next young freak, I met was Red 下一个年轻的怪胎，我遇到了红

I took her to my house and she gave me head 我带她到我家，她给了我头上

She like blowin dicks, is all she said 她喜欢吹迪克斯，都是她说

We jumped in the sheets and we broke my bed 我们跳了表，我们打破了我的床

There's another girl, her name is Sherry 还有一个女孩，她的名字是雪莉

You talk about sex and the girl acts scary 请您谈一下性别和女孩的行为吓人

I heard she was freakin from my big brother Jerry 我听说她是从我大哥杰里刻着

Took her to my crib and I popped that cherry 把她给我的小床，我突然出现了樱桃

Young and tender, sweet Denise 年轻，嫩，甜韵诗

Get her in the bed and the girl's a beast 让她在床上，女孩的野兽

I tell you homeboy if you get a piece 我告诉你，巨蟹座，如果你得到了一块

She'll only start talkin bout signin a lease 她会才开始说话回合签到租赁

I met a young tender, her name is Lori 我遇到了一个年轻的嫩，她的名字是洛里

An X-Rated movie wouldn't tell her story X级的电影也不会告诉她的故事

She had a twin sister, her name was Lisa 她有一个孪生妹妹，她的名字叫丽莎

And just like Lori she's a real dick pleaser 就这样洛瑞她是一个真正的家伙欣喜

My girlfriend's name, was Michelle 我女朋友的名字，当时米歇尔

Her booty was bigger than the tail on a whale 她的战利品是大于尾巴上的鲸鱼

When I freaked Michelle, I freaked her well 当我吓坏米歇尔，我吓坏了她好

Her pussy got hotter than the flames of Hell 她的阴部了比地狱烈焰热

I G'd this girl, her name was Tammi í Gd这个女孩，她的名字是Tammi

I didn't wanna do it cause the bitch was ?flantly? 我没有想这样做会造成母犬？ flantly ？

She had a best friend, her name was Janet 她有一个最好的朋友，她的名字叫珍妮特

I pulled her to the side and I spit that game 我拉着她到一边，我吐了那场比赛

I had a lot of freaks, in my lifespan 我有很多怪人，在我生命周期

I freaked one night, with this girl named Pam í吓坏了一晚，这个女孩叫帕姆

The very next day, I saw her with her man 就在第二天，我看到她和她的男人

One week passed, and I was in her again 一个星期过去了，我就在她再次

I had an old tender, her name's Jeanine 我有一个老嫩，她的名字叫珍妮

She was thirty-eight and I was only seventeen 她是38 ，我是唯一的17

She likes to freak, she's just a fiend 她喜欢发飙，她只是一个恶魔

It really didn't matter when I saw her in jeans 这真的当我看到她穿着牛仔裤并不重要

I want a big freak, fat and sloppy 我想要一个大怪胎，脂肪和马虎

I kick on back, and watch the hoe just mop me 我踢回来，并观看了锄头只是拖我

Two tons of fun, Big Mad Magenta 两吨的乐趣，大疯洋红

A country broad from Alabama 一个国家从阿拉巴马州广

I met this freak, her name was Beth 我遇到了这个怪胎，她的名字叫贝丝

Her pussy got wet and it smelled like death 她的阴部湿了，它闻起来像死亡

I was tired as Hell, I was drippin sweat 我累了地狱，我drippin汗

but I was all up in her tryin to hold my breath 但我都在她试着屏住呼吸

Bake, and, shake, ups 烘烤，并摇匀， UPS

I met this freak in Vegas 我拉斯维加斯遇到了这个怪胎

She she said her name was Don-na 她，她说她叫唐娜

She was a ?belt? lil' freak from Chi-na 她是一个？带？律从智娜发飙

I said, "I don't pimp, or gigolo 我说， “我不皮条客，或舞男

I'm havin so much paper I don't need a hoe 我就吃了这么多纸，我不需要锄头

You can break yourself, but you can't break me 你可以打破自己，但你不能打倒我

You never met a player like Snoop baby" 你从来没有见过这样的球员史努比宝贝“

I knew a dick sucker named Betty Joe 我知道叫贝蒂乔一个家伙吸盘

I took her to my house and we did it on the flo' 我带她到我家，我们做到了对FLO “

The girl got freaky let me tell you mo' 这个女孩得到了怪异的让我告诉你莫

She was down on her knees, beggin to blow 她倒在她的膝盖， beggin吹

She's like another freak, named Renee 她就像另一个怪胎，叫蕾妮

You get her all alone and she'll make your day 你让她独自一人，她会让你的一天

Like Burger King, she knows the play 如汉堡王，她知道玩

and with a freak like Renee you can Have It Your Way 并与像蕾妮一个怪物，你可以有你的方式

These are the tales, the freaky tales 这是故事的奇特故事

These are the tales that I tell so well 这些是我知道的这么好故事

These are the tales, the freaky tales 这是故事的奇特故事

These are the tales that I tell so well! 这些是我知道的这么好故事！