Think of you with pipe and slippers 想想你管和拖鞋

Think of her in bed 想到她在床上

Laying there just watching telly 躺在那儿只是看着电视中

Think of me instead 想起我，而不是

   

I'll never grow so old and flabby 我永远也不会长得这么老松弛

That could never be 这绝不可能

Don't marry her, fuck me 不要娶她，我他妈的

   

And your love light shines like cardboard 和你爱的光芒闪耀如硬纸板

But your work shoes are glistening 但是你的工作鞋都闪闪发光

She's a PhD in "I told you so" 她是一个博士在“我告诉过你”

You've a knighthood in "I'm not listening" 您在“我不听”已经爵位

   

She'll grab your sweaty bollocks 她会抓住你的出汗胡说八道

Then slowly raise her knee 然后慢慢提高她的膝盖

Don't marry her, fuck me 不要娶她，我他妈的

   

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco Bay 而周日的阳光洒倒在旧金山湾

And you realise you can't make it anyway 而且你意识到你不能让它反正

You have to wash the car 你要洗车

Take the kiddies to the park 就拿小子公园

Don't marry her, fuck me 不要娶她，我他妈的

   

Those lovely Sunday mornings 那些可爱的周日上午

With breakfast brought in bed 含早餐带到床上

Those blackbirds look like knitting needles 这些黑鸟看起来像编织针

Trying to peck your head 想啄你的头

   

Those birds will peck your soul out 那些鸟会啄你的灵魂

And throw away the key 并扔掉钥匙

Don't marry her, fuck me 不要娶她，我他妈的

   

And the kitchen's always tidy 而厨房总是整洁

And the bathroom's always clean 而浴室总是干净

She's a diploma in "just hiding things" 她在“正义藏东西”文凭

You've a first in "low esteem" 你第一个在“低自尊”

   

When your socks smell of angels 当你的袜子闻天使

But your life smells of Brie 但是你的生活气味的布里

Don't marry her, fuck me 不要娶她，我他妈的

   

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco Bay 而周日的阳光洒倒在旧金山湾

And you realise you can't make it anyway 而且你意识到你不能让它反正

You have to wash the car 你要洗车

Take the kiddies to the park 就拿小子公园

Don't marry her, fuck me 不要娶她，我他妈的

   

And the Sunday sun shines down on San Francisco bay 而周日的阳光洒倒在旧金山湾

And you realise you can't make it anyway 而且你意识到你不能让它反正

You have to wash the car 你要洗车

Take the kiddies to the park 就拿小子公园

Don't marry her, fuck me 不要娶她，我他妈的