I brush my teeth, and look in the mirror 我刷牙，并照照镜子

And laugh out loud as I'm beaming from ear to ear 和笑出声来，因为我从我的耳朵喜气洋洋耳

I'd rather pick flowers, instead of fights 我宁愿摘花，而不是打架

And rather than flaunt my style 而不是炫耀我的风格

I'd flash you a smile, of clean pearly whites 我闪你的笑容干净的珍珠白，

   

I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill 我去过牙医一千次，所以我知道该怎么做

I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair 我捋顺了我的头发，坐回到了椅子上

But somehow I still get the chills 但不知何故，我仍然得到畏寒

   

"Have a seat" he says pleasantly “请坐”，他愉快地说：

As he shakes my hand, and practically laughs at me 他摇摇我的手，几乎笑我

"Open up nice and wide" he says peering in “打开漂亮和宽”他说的对等

And with a smirk he says "Don't have a fit, this'll just pinch a bit" 并用假笑，他说： “没有一个合适的，这将只是掐了一下”

As he tries not to grin 因为他试图不露齿

   

When hygienists leave on long vacations 当卫生员在长假期离开

That's when dentists scream and lose their patience 这时候，牙医尖叫，失去耐心

   

Talking only brings the toothaches on, 说到只带来了牙痛的，

Because I say the stupidest things 因为我说的最愚蠢的事

So if my resolve goes South 所以，如果我的决心南下

I'll swallow my pride with an aspirin, and shut my mouth 我会吞下我的骄傲与阿司匹林，闭上嘴

   

Golf and alcohol don't mix 高尔夫和酒精不要混

And that's why I don't drink and drive 这就是为什么我不酒后驾车

Because, good grief I'd knock out my teeth, 因为，好伤心我会敲我的牙齿，

And have to kiss my smile goodbye 并有亲吻我的微笑再见

   

I've been to the dentist a thousand times so I know the drill 我去过牙医一千次，所以我知道该怎么做

I smooth my hair, sit back in the chair 我捋顺了我的头发，坐回到了椅子上

But somehow I still get the chills 但不知何故，我仍然得到畏寒