Dear Abby, 亲爱的艾比，

   

Got a problem. I'm a decent, underpaid, hardworking county coroner. It's 有一个问题。我是一个体面，报酬过低，勤奋县验尸官。这是

important that my family eat meat at least three times a week. But we just can't 重要的是，我的家人吃肉，每周至少三次。但是，我们不能

afford to with the prices the way they are. So I bring home some choice cuts from my 得起的价格会是这样的。所以，我把家里的一些选择削减从我

autopsy subjects. Just mix in the Tuna Helper:and ta-da! 尸检科目。只是拌入金枪鱼助手：和TA -DA ！

   

The whole family thinks my new meals are delicious. They ask me what's 全家人认为我的新餐点的美味。他们问我有什么

my secret. Abby, I think they're getting suspicious. My smart-ass 8-year-old keeps 我的秘密。艾比，我觉得他们越来越怀疑。我自以为是的8岁保持

asking, "Where's all the meat? The red dye #2 kind that's kept in the fridge." 问：“哪里是所有的肉吗？红色染料＃ 2那种的保存在冰箱里。 ”

   

If they find out the truth I don't think they'll understand. Abby, what do I tell 如果他们找出真相，我不认为他们会明白的。艾比，我要告诉什么

my family? 我的家人？

DEAR REAGANOMICS VICTIM: Consult your clergyman. Make sure the body's 亲爱的里根受害者：请咨询您的神职人员。确保身体的

blessed and everything should be just fine. 祝福，一切都应该就好了。