Put down that chainsaw and listen to me 放下手中的电锯，听我说

It's time for us to join in the fight 现在是时候让我们一起在战斗

It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys 现在是时候让你的孩子长大后成为牛仔

It's time to let the bedbugs bite 现在是时候让臭虫咬

   

You better put all your eggs in one basket 你最好把所有的鸡蛋放在一个篮子里

You better count your chickens before they hatch 你最好指望你的如意算盘

You better sell some wine before its time 它的时间之前，你最好卖了点酒

You better find yourself an itch to scratch 你最好找到自己的痒痒挠

   

You better squeeze all the Charmin you can when Mr. Whipple's not around 你最好都挤在Charmin牌，你可以当惠普尔先生不在身边

Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan 把你的脑袋在微波炉中，并让自己晒黑

   

Talk with your mouth full 与面试人谈政治

Bite the hand that feeds you 要咬你的手

Bite off more than you chew 贪多嚼

What can you do? 你能做些什么？

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

   

Take some wooden nickels 采取一些木镍

Look for Mr. Goodbar 寻找Goodbar先生

Get your mojo working now 现在，让你的Mojo工作

I'll show you how 我会告诉你如何

You can dare to be stupid 你可以敢笨

   

You can turn the other cheek 您可以置之不理

You can just give up the ship 你可以干脆放弃了舰

You can eat a bunch of sushi, then forget to leave a tip 你可以吃了一堆寿司，然后忘了给小费

   

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

Come on and dare to be stupid 来吧，敢于愚蠢

It's so easy to do 这是很容易做到

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

We're all waiting for you 我们都在等着你

Let's go 我们走吧

   

It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill 现在是时候做一个小题大做的

So can I have a volunteer? 这样我就可以有一个志愿者？

There's no more time for crying over spilled milk 有没有更多的时间覆水难收

Now it's time for crying in your beer 现在是时候哭你的啤酒

   

Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA 安顿下来后，养家，参加家长会

Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet 买一些明智的鞋和雪佛兰

Then party till you're broke and they drive you away 然后方直到你破产了，他们赶你走

It's okay, you can dare to be stupid 没关系，你可以敢愚蠢

   

It's like spitting on a fish 这就像随地吐痰的鱼

It's like barking up a tree 这就像狂吠上树

It's like they say, you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free 这就像他们说的，你得买一个，如果你想送一

   

Dare to be stupid (Yes) 敢于愚蠢的（是）

Why don't you dare to be stupid? 你为什么不敢于愚蠢吗？

It's so easy, so easy to do 它是如此简单，那么容易做到的

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

We're all waiting for you 我们都在等着你

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

   

Burn your candle at both ends 燃烧你的蜡烛两头

Look a gift horse in the mouth 有所思在嘴里

Mashed potatoes can be your friends 土豆泥可以成为你的朋友

   

You can be a coffee achiever 你可以成为一个成功者的咖啡

You can sit around the house and watch Leave It To Beaver 你可以坐在周围的房子，看它留给海狸

The future's up to you 未来由你决定

So what you gonna do? 那么，你打算怎么办？

   

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

What did I say? 我说了什么？

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

Tell me, what did I say? 告诉我，我说了什么？

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

It's all right 没关系

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

We can be stupid all night 我们可以愚蠢整夜

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

Come on, join the crowd 来吧，加入人群

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

Shout it out loud 大声喊出来

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

I can't hear you 我听不到您的声音

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

Okay, I can hear you now 好了，现在我可以听到你

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

Let's go 我们走吧

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢

Dare to be stupid 敢于愚蠢