Ho Ho Ho woke up this morning with a scary feeling 嗬嗬嗬今天早上醒来的时候很可怕的感觉

Realized it was November first 意识到这一次是十一月

Christmas oh my god its nearing 圣诞节哦，我的上帝，它的临近

What am I to do I said 什么是我做的，我说

Then I covered up my head 然后，我掩盖了我的头

Prayed for sleep for two more months until this holy mess is over 祈求睡了两个月，直到这个神圣的混乱已经结束

Wasn't that lucky I turned on the TV 是不是幸运，我打开了电视

Beanie Babies on the news 在新闻豆袋公仔

Biggest selling gift this year 今年最大的卖点礼物

What's a tired Jew to do? 什么是累了犹太人办？

So TV off, Try to escape, Called my Friend from Silver lake 所以电视了，试图逃跑，被称为从银湖我的朋友

Said to meet on Fairfax for some coffee and a kugel 说是满足费尔法克斯一些咖啡和库格尔

   

Talk about our fear and dread of tinsel lights and parties 谈谈我们的恐惧和害怕的金属丝灯和政党

Suddenly like a bad dream 突然，就像一场噩梦

Fairfax was transformed into a holiday paradise everywhere was Hanukkah 费尔法克斯被改造成一个度假天堂到处是光明节

Shiny Sparkle blue and white isn't this a little soon 闪亮闪亮的蓝色和白色是不是该有点快

I got up quick ran to the mall 我起身迅速跑到商场

Before my pain got any worse 在我的痛苦有任何差

What a stupid thing to do 多么愚蠢的事

I'm a sitting duck in Santa's zoo 我是一个在Santa动物园坐鸭

Suddenly I couldn?t walk 突然，我禁不住？吨散步

I couldn?t breath I couldn?t move 我找不到？吨的气息我找不到？吨举措

Children running everywhere 到处跑的孩子

Screaming tis this season 尖叫TIS本赛季

   

Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 圣诞节快乐圣诞节快乐

But I think Ill miss this one this year 但我认为生病错过这一个，今年

Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 圣诞节快乐圣诞节快乐

But I think Ill miss this one this year 但我认为生病错过这一个，今年

   

Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 圣诞节快乐圣诞节快乐

But I think Ill miss this one this year 但我认为生病错过这一个，今年

Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 圣诞节快乐圣诞节快乐

But I think Ill miss this one this year 但我认为生病错过这一个，今年

   

December first the pains have gone 月前的阵痛已经

Thought about Adams Hanukkah song 想到亚当斯光明节歌

He forgot to mention me 他忘了提我

That's OK his song was better 这是确定他的歌是更好的

Photograph on Santa's lap 照片上的圣诞老人的腿上

Now over my fear of shopping 现在，在我害怕的购物

Bought gifts for all my goyim friends 买礼物给我的所有goyim朋友

One for each, not eight 为每个，而不是8

Sorting cards from all my friends 从我所有的朋友分拣卡

Sweet of them to take the time 甜他们花时间

One pile for all the Christmas cards from friends who just don?t get it yet 一大堆从朋友的圣诞贺卡谁只是不？弄不明白还

Hanukkah day on overload I just cannot stop eating 光明节那天过载我无法停止进食

I have so many latke that my tush is going to explode 我有这么多latke我的屁股会爆炸

   

All I walk it off and so I walk to the Kabala Center just to kill some time I 所有我走它关闭，所以我走的卡巴拉中心只是为了打发时间，我

thought I spotted Madonna 以为我看上麦当娜

Christmas Day Hanukkahs done 圣诞节Hanukkahs完成

Woke up feeling funny 醒来时感觉好笑

Maybe its cause I lost half my hair and I have spent all of my money 也许它因为我失去了我一半的头发，我已经花光了所有的钱

Whats a Jew to do today? 什么是犹太人今天做？

LA is a ghost town 洛杉矶是一座空城

Looks just like another year of movies and Chinese food 看起来就像是电影和中国菜又一年

Then suddenly I laughed and laughed and caught on to that was happening 然后，我突然笑了，笑了，闻风而至的一切？

Christmas magic brought this tale to a very happy ending 圣诞魔法把这个故事以一个非常圆满的结局

   

Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 圣诞节快乐圣诞节快乐

I couldn't miss this one this year 今年我不能错过这一个

Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 圣诞节快乐圣诞节快乐

But I couldn't miss this one this year 但我不能在今年错过这一个

   

Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 圣诞节快乐圣诞节快乐

But I couldn't miss this one this year 但我不能在今年错过这一个

Merry Christmas Merry Christmas 圣诞节快乐圣诞节快乐

But I couldn't miss this one this year 但我不能在今年错过这一个