I was sittin' in a chair at the H and R Block 我在一把椅子在H和R Block的是坐在“

Some bean countin' pencil pusher runnin' up the clock 有些豆数铅笔推飞奔起来时钟

Said, "I've tallied up your numbers through the end of the year 他说：“我已经通过了今年年底总结出你的号码

Son you spent a small fortune on liquor and beer" 儿子，你花了一笔不小的白酒和啤酒“

   

I said, "It's cheaper than a shrink" 我说， “这比收缩便宜”

You don't have to think 你不必想

You just pour and drink 你只是倒饮料

   

It's sixteen-fifty for a bottle of Jack 这是一六五〇年一瓶杰克

No pouring out your heart to some high dollar quack 没有浇你的心脏有些高美元嘎嘎

Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done 手腕只是一个翻转和你刚开了它做

And gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun 和刚开了一样搞砸了，并要有一个更加有乐趣

   

And it's cheaper than a shrink 而且它比收缩便宜

You don't have to think 你不必想

You just pour and drink 你只是倒饮料

It's cheaper than a shrink 它比收缩便宜

   

Now me and her had this little problem between us 现在，我和她有我们之间的小问题

Tryin' to bridge the gap between Mars and Venus 试着去弥补火星和金星之间的差距

She said, "Honey, I think we need to see a marital counselor" 她说：“亲爱的，我想我们需要看婚姻咨询师”

I said, "All we need to do is slam a case of twelve ouncers" 我说，“我们需要做的就是大满贯12 ouncers情况下”

   

'Cause it's cheaper than a shrink “因为它是比收缩便宜

You don't have to think 你不必想

You just pour and drink 你只是倒饮料

   

'Bout eighteen bucks I'll getcha four six-packs “布特18块钱我会getcha的4个6包

No pourin' out your heart to some high dollar quack 没有pourin “你的心脏要高一些庸医美元

Just a flip of the wrist and you're gettin' it done 手腕只是一个翻转和你刚开了它做

Gettin' just as messed up and havin' a lot more fun 刚开了一样搞砸了，并要有一个更加有乐趣

   

And it's cheaper than a shrink 而且它比收缩便宜

You don't have to think 你不必想

You just pour and drink 你只是倒饮料

And it's cheaper than a shrink 而且它比收缩便宜

   

If the liquor prices soar as high as gasoline 如果白酒价格飙升高达汽油

Well, I'd have quit drinkin' back when I was nineteen 好吧，我已经退出喝酒回来时，我是19

It's the oldest most proven form of therapy 这是治疗的最古老最成熟的形式

The best thing about it, far as I can see 关于它的最好的事情，据我所见

   

Is that it's cheaper than a shrink 是，这是不是一个收缩便宜

You don't have to think 你不必想

You just pour and drink 你只是倒饮料

And it's cheaper than a shrink 而且它比收缩便宜

   

Oh, you just pour and drink 哦，你只是倒饮料

And it's a whole lot cheaper than 而且它比便宜了一大堆

Some big town clock hound 一些大镇钟猎犬

Drag you down shrink 拖你下来萎缩