If I was a black man you would be my ho 如果我是一个黑人，你将是我的豪

Or maybe an Asian so we can eat egg rolls 或者，也许是亚洲，所以我们可以吃蛋卷

I can be a Mexican and dress like a Cholo 我可以是一个墨西哥人和穿得像Cholo

But I'm just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo 但我只是一个白色的加拿大，看起来像一个lesbo

   

Saying swag is cool 话说赃物凉爽

Now I'll make a wish on these magic golden shoes 现在，我要让这些神奇的金色的鞋子一个愿望

A gypsy sold them to me said they make wishes come true 吉普赛卖了他们对我说，他们让愿望成真

Say hello to a negro in 3, 2, DAMN! 问好黑人3 ， 2 ，该死的！

   

I want to be everything I'm not 我想要的一切，我不

That's why I say swag a lot 这就是为什么我说SWAG很多

   

I wish I was a black man 我希望我是一个黑人

So these big shoes would fit 因此，这些大鞋会适合

Or maybe an Asian to explain my baby d&ck 或者，也许一个亚洲来解释我的宝贝D＆ CK

I can be a Mexican, Selena told me so 我可以是一个墨西哥人，赛琳娜告诉我的

But I'm just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo 但我只是一个白色的加拿大，看起来像一个lesbo

And it really blows 它真的吹

   

Yo, what's going on guys, can I hang with you? 哟，这是怎么回事家伙，可我挂了吗？

Being a minority that's all I wanna do 作为一个少数人这就是我想做的事

I like to say swag, I heard you guys do too. 我喜欢说的赃物，听说你们也这样做。

   

Why the f&ck your whispering 为什么F＆ CK的窃窃私语

Get the hell out of her dude 滚出她的纨绔子弟

   

Justin! Justin! I need to talk to Justin! 贾斯汀！贾斯汀！我需要跟贾斯汀！

   

What's the deal doc, I was hangin' with my new friends. 什么是处理文档，我犹豫不决，我的新朋友。

   

I ran some tests, it turns out that your a girl man. 我跑了一些测试，事实证明，你的一个女孩的男人。

   

But I'm with Selena, does that make me a lesbian? 但我与赛琳娜，这是否让我一个女同志？

   

Exactly. 没错。

   

That explains why I can't find my c&ck! 这也解释了为什么我找不到我的C＆ CK ！

It was just small I thought. 这只是小我以为。

   

Turns out I'm your girlfriend. 原来我是你的女朋友。

Because I'm not a bro. 因为我不是一个兄弟。

That's why we never had sex. 这就是为什么我们从未有过性行为。

I've got nothing below. 我有下面什么都没有。

I'm actually a lesbian. 我其实是个女同性恋。

The doctor told me so. 医生告诉我的。

   

So if you wanna scissor, girl just let me know. 所以，如果你想剪，女孩只是让我知道。

I'll scissor you for sure. 我会剪下你肯定的。

   

Now that I know that I am really a girl, don't wanna be a different race no more, just a lesbian. 现在，我知道我是一个真正的女孩，不想成为一个不同的种族不多，只是一个女同性恋。

   

[Mark Douglas:] Wait! I need to come clean. There's something about me that you don't know. [马克·道格拉斯： ]等待！我必须全盘托出。有一些事情我说你不知道。

   

I am not a Lady, I didn't wanna say. 我不是淑女，我也不想再说。

They would of kicked me off of Wizards of Waverly 他们会踢我了韦弗利的奇才

   

[Bart Baker:] [巴特·贝克： ]

If you're actually a man, does that mean I'm straight? 如果你是真正的男人，这是否意味着我爱异性？

This is so damn confusing. 这该死的混乱。

I thought that I was gay. 我还以为我是同性恋。

Can we scissor any way? 我们可以剪刀什么办法？

   

[Mark Douglas:] Okay. [马克·道格拉斯： ]好吧。