Well I knew I had to have her so I sent off in the mail 嗯，我知道我必须有她，所以我在邮件中被红牌罚下

I saw her picture in that magazine 我看到她的照片在该杂志

And when the postman brought her, I thrilled as I blew up 而当邮递员给她带来了，我激动不已，因为我鼓起了

The prettiest plastic girl you'd ever seen 你见过的最漂亮的塑料女孩

   

I called the new girl Wendy and Wendy blew my mind 我打电话给新来的女孩温迪温迪吹我的心

Figured that I'd keep her around 算了，我会保留她的身边

Her plug kept her inflated and when I had it in 她塞把她的膨胀，当我有它

But when I pulled it out she'd go down 但是，当我拉出来，她会往下走

   

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She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl, nothin's missin' 她是一个生活中大小，大小老婆，生长完全炸毁塑料女孩，没什么的想念

Yeah she never had a headache, she ain't got bad breath when we're kissin' 是啊，她从未有过的头痛，她是不是得了口臭，当我们亲吻

Yeah she's there when you need her, she's more than just a friend 是啊，她的存在，当你需要她，她不仅仅是一个朋友

And her skin is as smooth as a pearl 她的皮肤光滑如珍珠

She's a life sized, wife sized, full grown blow up plastic girl 她是一个生活中大小，大小老婆，生长完全炸毁塑料女孩

   

Well I didn't tell nobody except my best friend Earl 嗯，我没有告诉任何人，除了我最好的朋友伯爵

You can't trust just anyone you see 你不能相信任何人只看到

When I'd come home late at night all tired from makin' pizzas 当我回家晚，晚上累从金比萨饼

Wendy, she'd be waitin' there for me 温迪，她会等待着有我

   

One night I came home anxious with Wendy on my mind 一天晚上，我回到家焦虑与温迪在我心中

And it broke my heart in two when I walked in 它打破了我的心脏有两种，当我走在

And I found the one I'd always thought would always be just mine 我发现一个我一直以为会永远只是雷

Layin' there with Earl my best friend 开始裁员有与伯爵我最好的朋友

   

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I never dreamed that Wendy would be the cheatin' kind 我从来没有想过温迪将是不忠的那种

I never figured Earl would let me down 我从来没有想通伯爵将让我失望

But you don't know what can happen in these modern mixed up times 但你不知道这些现代混合起来时间会发生什么

Cause there's a lot of wierdos runnin' round 原因有很多wierdos的天边一轮