You are my best friend in the world. 你是世界我最好的朋友。

And I hope that you know, 我希望你知道，

when we hangout together, 当我们在一起聚会的场所，

it's freakin' awesome. 这是刻着真棒。

   

Playing poker Friday night, 打扑克星期五晚上，

Beer-o-mids and golf cart races 啤酒-O- MID和高尔夫球车比赛

You think that my sister's hot 你认为我姐姐的热

I accidentally shot your finger 我不小心拍你的手指

off your writing hand oh well, 关闭你的写作的手哦，

you get disability. 你得到的残疾。

I broke my leg you laughed so hard 我摔断了腿，你笑得太厉害

and told my ambulance to stop at the bar. 并告诉我救护车停在酒吧。

   

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say 你会告诉世界我是同性恋的时候，你听我说

that I really and truly feel this way 我实实在在地有这样的感觉

not that there's anything wrong with being gay 不能说有什么错是同性恋

   

And sometimes we punch each other in the face 有时我们冲对方的脸

like when I hit on your mom and got to second base 就像当我打你的妈妈，得到了二垒

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way. 我想要说我爱你在异性的方式。

   

You fart and burp in the same key, 你放屁打嗝，并在相同的密钥，

and I think your iPod sucks. 而且我觉得你的iPod很烂。

You make fun of my hair because yours is.. disappearing. 你让我的头发乐趣，因为你是...消失。

   

I've seen your penis you've seen mine 我看过你的阴茎，你见过雷

I popped your pimples you 我打开你的粉刺你

rubbed aloe vera on my sun burnt back 擦芦荟在我的晒伤回来

   

You ran defence when I shit my pants 你跑了防守，当我拉屎我的裤子

you felt my girls' brand new boobs 你觉得我的女孩“全新的胸部

you asked to suck them she refused 你问到他们吸她拒绝

so while you slept I shaved your head 所以当你睡觉的时候í剃光头

you woke up and told me that I... 你醒了，告诉我，我...

   

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say 你会告诉世界我是同性恋的时候，你听我说

that I really and truly feel this way 我实实在在地有这样的感觉

not that there's anything wrong with being gay 不能说有什么错是同性恋

   

And sometimes we punch each other in the face 有时我们冲对方的脸

like when I hit on your mom and got to second base 就像当我打你的妈妈，得到了二垒

I know you know I love you (I fringin love you dude) 我知道你知道我爱你（我fringin爱你的家伙）

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way. 我想要说我爱你在异性的方式。

   

You'll tell the world I'm gay when you hear me say 你会告诉世界我是同性恋的时候，你听我说

that I really and truly feel this way 我实实在在地有这样的感觉

not that there's anything wrong with being gay 不能说有什么错是同性恋

   

And sometimes we punch each other in the face 有时我们冲对方的脸

like when I hit on your mom and got to second base 就像当我打你的妈妈，得到了二垒

I'm trying to say I love you in a heterosexual way. 我想要说我爱你在异性的方式。