I hope that the last page of your 800 page novel is missing 我希望你800页的小说的最后一页缺失

I hope that it rains of you leave the window down on your red Mustang 我希望下雨了，你离开窗口下来的红色野马

   

Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you 每天的Cuz应该是一个糟糕的一天为你

Everyday ought to be a bad day for you 每天应该是一个糟糕的一天为你

   

If you drop your keys I hope there's a sewer somewhere very nearby 如果你把你的钥匙，我希望有非常附近的下水道的地方

I hope that your team lost, I hope your new girl takes off with a new guy 我希望你的球队输了，我希望你的新的女孩，一个新来的家伙起飞

   

Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you 每天的Cuz应该是一个糟糕的一天为你

Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you 每天的Cuz应该是一个糟糕的一天为你

   

And I would like to be your girlfriend so I could dump you 我想成为你的女朋友，所以我可以放弃你

And I would like to be your garbage man so I would never have to pick up your trash again 我想成为你的垃圾人，所以我永远也不会拿起你的垃圾再

   

Maybe you should wonder why your apartment is always so empty 也许你应该知道为什么你的房间总是那么空

I hope you get locked out of that apartment and have to call Jenny 我希望你被锁定的公寓，并要叫珍妮

Ohhhh! 天上！

   

Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day for you 每天的Cuz应该是一个糟糕的一天为你

Oh everyday ought to be a bad day for you 哦，每天应该是一个糟糕的一天为你

Everyday ought to be a bad day for you 每天应该是一个糟糕的一天为你

Cuz everyday ought to be a bad day 每天的Cuz应该是一个糟糕的一天

   

But I'm sorry if it ever is 但我很抱歉，如果它曾经是

(Everyday ought to be a bad day for you) （每天应该是一个糟糕的一天你）