I play practical jokes, just to get a laugh (ha hah) 我玩恶作剧，只是为了获得一个笑（哈哈）

I put roaches in my neighbor's bubblebath 我把我的邻居的bubblebath蟑螂

But anyway one day she called upon me 但无论如何，有一天，她叫我时

She said, "Lyte - it's an emergency!" 她说， “莱特 - 这是一个紧急情况！ ”

My next door neighbor had an errand to run 我的隔壁邻居有一个差事跑

I said, "Why Ms. Davis - ask your son" 我说， “为什么戴维斯女士 - 问你的儿子”

She said, "Ricky's at his grandmother's" 她说：“ Ricky的在他的祖母的”

I said, "Well what about Tommy, the younger brother?" 我说：“好了怎么样汤米，弟弟？ ”

She said, "See, umm, he's at the pharmacy" 她说， “看，嗯，他是在药店”

I said, "He'll be back soon how much longer could it be?" 我说， “他很快就会回来就多久可以？ ”

She said, "C'mon please, it's just a trip uptown 她说：“来吧，请，它只是一个住宅区之旅

If you leave right now you'll be back before sundown 如果离开现在你会回来的日落前

Hurry up, there's not a moment to spare 快点，有没有一个时刻不遗余力

It absolutely positively has to get there" 它绝对有正面到那里“

Umm, I contemplated then I played a good Samaritan 嗯，我考虑的话，我起了好撒玛利亚人

I started the car, then she threw the package in 我开始上车，然后她在扔包

   

It absolutely positively has to get there 它绝对有正面到那里

(Get there?) （到达那里？ ）

It absolutely positively has to get there 它绝对有正面到那里

(Well then send it Federal Express!) （好吧，然后将其发送联邦快递！ ）

It absolutely positively has to get there 它绝对有正面到那里

(It gotta get there?) （这得去呢？ ）

It absolutely positively got to get there! 它绝对有正面到那里！

(Yo who you rushin?) （哟，你仓促谁？ ）

   

Pumpin out the music on the FDR 给水站出音乐上的罗斯福

Not far behind me was a DT car 不远处，在我身后是一个DT车

So I eased up selector, 55 the digit 于是我缓和了选择， 55位

But on the FDR, 40 is the limit 但在FDR， 40是极限

Here they come, sirens on 在这里，他们来了，警报器就

I could see myself in jail til the break of dawn 我能看到自己在监狱里直到破晓时分

But they rolled right by it wasn't me they was after 但是，他们推出向右那不是我，他们是后

A little red corvette, they was tryin to capture 有一点红色的护卫舰，它们是在尝试捕捉

Dread I feel sweat so I set down my jacket 害怕我感觉汗水让我记下我的外套

Look up ahead, now that's what I call traffic 仰望未来，现在这就是我所说的交通

Dipped to an exit and I made my way through 下降到一个出口，我通过我的方式

Couldn't believe when I hit first avenue 简直不敢相信，当我打第一大道

on a Honda's ass, just about to crash 在本田的屁股，几乎崩溃

Looked at the gauge and the shit said NO GAS 看了看表和狗屎说没气

Zero, nada, nothing in here see 零，虚无缥缈，没有在这里看到

In car terms the shit was on empty 在汽车方面的狗屎是在空

Got out, and pushed the shit to the side 下了车，并推狗屎到一边

Hailed a cab, then I caught a quick ride 叫了一辆出租车，然后我抓住了一个快速骑

to the house of inflation, yes the gas station 通货膨胀的房子，是加油站

Gave a little tip to show my appreciation 给了一个小技巧来表达我的感谢

Got back to the ave where I left my car 回来的地方，我离开了我的车大街

It wasn't there, but it couldn't have gone far 这是不存在的，但它不可能走多远

Hot damn, I must have got towed 热该死的，我肯定有我拖走

Tried to figure out how much money I owed 想知道我是欠了多少钱

Went to the pound and I paid my debt 去了一斤，我付出了我的债务

Think that was the worst? You ain't heard nuttin yet 认为这是最糟糕的？你是不是听说还尼坦

Bumped into that crackhead Sam I used to see 撞到了crackhead山姆我曾经看到

And like always, hand out, give me money 而像往常一样，伸手，给我钱

In my tank was a dollar's worth of gas 在我的坦克被气的一美元的价值

I had to get an ? machine fast 我得的？机快

   

It absolutely positively has to get there 它绝对有正面到那里

(Get there?) （到达那里？ ）

It absolutely positively got to get there 它绝对有正面到那里

(What?) （什么？ ）

It absolutely positively got to get there 它绝对有正面到那里

(Well send it some way else) （好东西给它某种方式）

It absolutely positively has to get there 它绝对有正面到那里

   

As I left the bank to walk back to the BM 当我离开银行走回兽王

Couldn't believe what my eyes were seein 简直不敢相信我的眼睛被seein

Looked at the back tire, it was flate 看着后面的轮胎，它是flate

while the other three, were SO DAMN FAT 而其他三个，分别为太他妈发

A brother walked by and offered his help 小弟走过来，并提出他的帮助

Ordinarily I woulda did the shit myself 按说í的woulda做了自己的狗屎

But he, changed it quick, so I passed him a ten 但他，改变了它的快速，所以我从他身边走过十

Here I go on this journey again 在这里，我走在这条征途再

Went to the gas station, to fill it up 到了加油站，填补起来

when a crackhead from nowhere grabbed the pump 当从冲过头crackhead抓起泵

I said, "LOOK, I don't need your help today" 我说：“看，我今天不需要你的帮助”

and I scared the motherfucker and he was on his way 我吓坏了娘，他是在他的途中

Oops, a cat, SHIT, scrat! 哎呀，猫，妈的， scrat ！

Fur on my tires, and all that 皮草在我的轮胎，和所有

What's this, a stroke of bad luck? 这是什么，坏运气中风？

But at this point, I don't even give a fuck 但在这一点上，我什至不给他妈的

I got to get the package to the destination 我得包到目的地

No matter what the confrontation 不管是什么对峙

I arrive, bag in my hand 我到，包在我手中

Lookin for a woman named Pam 看着一个名为帕姆的女人

She opened the bag it was wrapped tight and snug 她打开袋子就被包裹密合

But in that bag yo, in that bag 但在那个包哟，在包

45, guess what? (What was it Lyte?) 45 ，你猜怎么着？ （那是什么莱特？ ）

It was a box of q-tips.. a box of fuckin q-tips man!!! 这是一盒棉签..一盒他妈的棉条的人！

[laughter] [笑]