Since you're too fuckin' lazy to turn this shit off (Right) 因为你太他妈的懒的把这个狗屎关闭（右）

And seein how you're just sitting there listenin doin nuthin (Uh huh) 和seein如何你只是坐在那里listenin干什么废柴（嗯）

We figured we'd tell you a story (Ok) 我们估计，我们会告诉你一个故事（好）

Let's see if you can figure out what I'm trying to say 让我们来看看你是否能找出我想说

Yeah 是啊

(What do you got to say?) （那你得说？ ）

(Say it) （说）

(Spit it out) （吐出来）

(Come on) （来吧）

There once was a ninja named Jack Picklebush (Oh yeah?) 从前有一个叫杰克Picklebush忍者（哦，是吗？ ）

He lived in the 313 area code (I know that guy) 他住在313区号（我知道那家伙）

Now this kid wasn't no ordinary ninja because his nutbag 现在，这小子是不是因为他的nutbag不是普通的忍者

Was 4 times the size of his head (Whoa) 当时他的头4倍大小（哇）

Everybody in the neighborhood calls him fat sac Jack 每个人都在附近叫他发囊杰克

Now his 3 homeboys Ron, Don, and Jon 现在，他的3的homeboys罗恩，唐和乔恩

From over on 8th St. 来自于八街

(I know Ron) （我知道罗恩）

Used to dash home from school 用于从学校冲回家

Just so they could jump up and down 只是这样他们就可以跳上跳下

And play on Jack's fat fuckin ball sac 和杰克的他妈的脂肪囊球玩

Now, the other day while they was hopping, and flipping, and having fun. 现在，有一天当他们在跳跃和翻转，并获得乐趣。

Jon ripped a huge ass crease right up the ass of his Wranglers 乔恩撕开一个巨大的屁股折痕直到他争吵的屁股

He wasn't wearin any drawers 他没有穿着45号球衣的任何抽屉

But the fact that his naked ass fell out wasn't what embarrassed Jack. 但事实上，他赤裸的屁股掉了出来不是什么尴尬杰克。

What did however 然而，是什么做

Was that all his friends now knew his lifelong secret. 是，他所有的朋友，现在知道他的一生的秘密。

Jon has 2 anus's 乔恩有2个肛门的

That's right double rosebuds. 这是正确的双玫瑰花苞。

Now, everybody got a great laugh on including fat sac Jack 现在，每个人都得到了很大的笑对包括脂肪囊杰克

And when they finally finished bustin' on Jon 而当他们终于完成了乔恩·巴斯廷

They noticed it was 8 o'clock, 他们注意到这是8点，

Time for Monday night wrestling 时间为周一晚上摔跤

And so they all ran over to Don's house 等他们都跑了过来唐的家

Because he's the only 1 that has cable. 因为他有电缆只有1 。

After wrestling was over they all grabbed some Faygo's 摔跤后结束，他们都抓住了一些Faygo的

And some Swisher Sweets packed with buds 而一些斯威舍糖果包装与芽

(Oh yeah gotta have the weed) （噢总得有杂草）

And they all laid out on fat sac Jack's fat fuckin ball bag 他们都制定了对脂肪囊杰克的脂肪他妈的球包

And stared up into the stars. 盯着成明星。

When they finally got home and went to bed 当他们终于拿到了回家睡觉去了

Shit, it was something like 2 in the morning (That's pretty late) 妈的，这是什么样凌晨2时（这是相当晚）

Now, figure it out smart ass 现在，看着办吧聪明的驴子

(Who you calling a smart ass?) （谁你叫一个聪明的屁股？ ）

(Put it together, figure it out) （把它放在一起，看着办吧）

(I don't get it) （我不明白这一点）

(What're you supposed to do with it?) （你算什么应该做什么呢？ ）

(Fuck off) （滚开）

(Figure it out) （图出来）

(I don't get it where'd he go?) （我没有得到它，他哪儿去了？ ）

(Where'd that guy go that was tellin' the story?) （哪儿了那家伙去，这是在告诉的故事？ ）

(I'ma wait here go see if you can get him) （我是在这里等着去看看，如果你能得到他）

(What the fucks going on?) （什么乱搞怎么回事？ ）

(Word up) （字了）