Let me tell you a story about this ambidextrous talk show host that I used to live with 让我告诉你一个关于我曾经生活在这种灵巧的脱口秀主持人的故事

He once told me that the sky was green 他曾经告诉我说，天空是绿色的

I didn't believe him so I hit back with a short, sharp shot disco me to oblivion baby 我不相信他，所以我打回来短促，尖利拍摄迪斯科我遗忘的宝宝

He uh, couldn't appreciate my sense of humor and that's when we started to grow apart 他呃，不能体会我的幽默感，这时候我们就开始日渐疏远

Homemaker 主妇

Heartbreaker 令人伤心

Homemaker 主妇

Heartbreaker 令人伤心

Strange 奇怪

Feeling 感觉

Pain 疼痛

Feeling 感觉

It's wrenched 它扭

Oh 呵呵

My 我

Soul 魂

No pain 一分耕耘

No game 没有游戏

Well things didn't improve for our relationship when I was seduced by his wife 好东西对于我们的关系并没有改善，当我勾引他的妻子

And then I fell in love with his daughter 然后，我就爱上了他的女儿

And I can't help who I fall in love with OK?! 我不能帮助谁，我爱上OK ？

Then one day I accidently castrated his prized poodle with an electronic can opener OUCH!! 后来有一天，我无意中阉了他珍贵的狮子狗与电子开罐器哎哟！

He kicked me out of the house and burnt all my pictures of his sweet Jimmy Dean 他踢我出了家门，并烧毁了他甜蜜的詹姆士狄恩我的所有图片

Homemaker 主妇

Heartbreaker 令人伤心

Homemaker 主妇

Heartbreaker 令人伤心

Strange 奇怪

Feeling 感觉

Pain 疼痛

Feeling 感觉

It's wrenched 它扭

Oh 呵呵

My 我

Soul 魂

If it don't hurt 如果不痛

It don't work 它不工作

No 无

I was alone but that was only the beginning 我独自一人，但是这仅仅是个开始

I was alone but that was only the beginning 我独自一人，但是这仅仅是个开始

Yeah, I was alone but that was only the beginning 是啊，我独自一人，但是这仅仅是个开始

I was alone but that was only the beginning 我独自一人，但是这仅仅是个开始

Homemaker 主妇

Heartbreaker 令人伤心

Homemaker 主妇

Heartbreaker 令人伤心

Strange 奇怪

Feeling 感觉

Pain 疼痛

Feeling 感觉

It's wrenched 它扭

Oh 呵呵

My 我

Soul 魂

2,4,6,8 2,4,6,8

Who do we appreciate 我们感谢谁做

2,4,6,8 2,4,6,8

Who do we appreciate 我们感谢谁做

I said 2,4,6,8 我说： 2,4,6,8

Who do we appreciate 我们感谢谁做

2,4,6,8 2,4,6,8

Who do we appreciate 我们感谢谁做

Strange 奇怪

Feeling 感觉

Pain 疼痛

Feeling 感觉

It's wrenched 它扭

Oh 呵呵

My 我

Soul 魂