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[English]Words, Words, Words

[English lyric] I'm a feminine eminem, a slim shady lady But nice cause I texted haiti 90 lady cops on the road and I'm arrested for doing 80. Like hamlet, all about "words, words, words" ...

[中文对照] 我是一个女性阿姆，苗条淑女黑幕 但不错，因为我发短信给海地 在路上90淑女警察，我因涉嫌做80 。 哈姆雷特一样，所有关于“字，字，词” ...

[English]Oh Bo

[English lyric] (I feel like hip-hop used to be a voice for the voiceless, you know And now it's become, at least in the mainstream, a symbol of Misogyny Gay panic Fiscal irresponsibility So I ...

[中文对照] （我觉得像曾经是清音语音街舞，你知道 而现在，它已经成为，至少是主流，象征 厌女症 同性恋恐慌 财政不负责任 所以我想， 如果你不能打败他们 加入\' ...

[English]What's Funny

[English lyric] (My ex-girlfriend had a really weird fetish Uh, she used to like to dress up as herself and then act like a fucking bitch all the time) My show is a little bit silly, and a ...

[中文对照] （我的前女友有一个很奇怪的迷信 嗯，她以前喜欢打扮成自己，然后像一个他妈的婊子所有的时间） 我的节目是有点傻，和 有点自命不凡，所以像 莎士比亚的威利或 ...

[English]Ex-Girlfriend / Racial Humor

[English lyric] When I say "Hey!", you say "Ho!" Hey! (Ho!) Hey! (Ho!) That's basically how Hitler rose to power My ex-girlfriend, she was a bitch, but you know, they say, like, if you want to ...

[中文对照] 当我说“嘿！” ，你说“嗬！ ” 嘿！ （何！ ） 嘿！ （何！ ） 这基本上希特勒是如何上台 ...

[English]Men & Women

[English lyric] Men are like vows Because they're easily broken Women are like cows Because they both have vaginas I said, men are like muzzles Because they'll try to shut you up No, no, no ...

[中文对照] 男人都喜欢的誓言 因为他们是容易破碎 女人都喜欢牛 因为他们都有阴道 我说，男人都喜欢枪口 因为他们会尝试关闭您 不，不，不，不听，哎 女人都喜欢拼图 ...

[English]One Man Shows

[English lyric] I'm 19 years old, I'm a young comedian I hate that term, "young comedian", you know I prefer "prodigy" And people, they pigeonhole me as a comic You know, which is so ...

[中文对照] 我19岁，我是一个年轻的喜剧演员 我讨厌这个词， “年轻的相声演员” ，你知道吗 我更喜欢“神童” 和人一样，它们束之高阁我为喜剧 ...

[English]Ironic

[English lyric] (I believe in the Zodiac Yeah, I do, I'm a Leo, I love Titanic Uh, this is something a little bit mor- Something a little bit morbidly ironic, my grandmother Uh, she was a ...

[中文对照] （我相信，在生肖 是啊，我这样做，我是狮子座，我爱泰坦尼克号 嗯，这是后话有点摩根 东西有点病态讽刺的是，我的祖母 嗯，她是一个癌症和 ...

[English]Binary Reality

[English lyric] We live in a binary reality, we do It's a world of black and white There's only two types of people in this world: Those who can finish lists What is art? You know, what is ...

[中文对照] 我们生活在一个二元的现实，我们做 它的黑白世界 这里只有两种人在这个世界上： 这些谁可以完成列表 什么是艺术？你知道，什么是艺术？ ...

[English]A Prayer / How Do We Fix Africa?

[English lyric] Let us pray Oh, uh, please Don't feel like you can't participate if you're not Christian 'Cause this is a prayer for all faiths, so Dear Jesus of Nazareth First of all, I'd ...

[中文对照] 让我们祈祷 哦，恩，请 不要觉得你不能参加，如果你不是基督徒 因为这是一个祈祷所有的信仰，所以 拿撒勒人耶稣亲爱的 ...

[English]Haikus / Sonnet / Shakespeare

[English lyric] We've been doing a lot of laughing Which is good, uh, for a comedy show on a comedy CD, but what we haven't been doing is a lot of thinking And I'd like to do that now, I've ...

[中文对照] 我们已经做了很多的笑 这是很好的，呃，对喜剧表演喜剧CD上，但我们还没有做的事情是很多的思考 我想现在要做到这一点，我已经写了一些俳句 ...

[English]Rant

[English lyric] All the seats at the sunday masses, Filled with the mass's massive asses, Classes pass as fast as molasses. Ceremonial reading glasses. Read a little bit of leviticus. All the ...

[中文对照] 所有的座位在主日弥撒， 充满了大众的大规模驴， 班通快糖蜜。 礼仪老花镜。 阅读利未记一点点。 所有的孩子都有点太少了。 所有的家长点头表示同意 - ...

[English]Theoretical Dick Jokes / Statistics

[English lyric] I find numbers to be fascinating and more specifically than numbers I find statistics so...enlightening. You know, thought-provoking even. So I've gathered some here and these ...

[中文对照] 我觉得数字是迷人的，比数字更具体，我觉得这样的统计数据...启发。要知道，发人深省均匀。所以，我在这里收集了一些而这些都是100％真实。当你离开这个剧场 ...

[English]Art Is Dead

[English lyric] Art is dead. Art is dead. Art is dead. Art is dead. Entertainers like to seem complicated But we're not complicated I can explain it pretty easily Have you ever been to a ...

[中文对照] 艺术是死了。 艺术是死了。 艺术是死了。 艺术是死了。 艺人喜欢看起来很复杂 但是我们并不复杂 我可以很容易地解释 你曾经去过的生日 党的孩子吗？ ...

[English]Traditional Stand-Up

[English lyric] We got a little serious there. I think "fisting" should be called "upper-cunting", And we're back. Do you guys like impressions? (Yeah.) "Why?" That was Socrates. Older ...

[中文对照] 我们有点严重存在。 我觉得“拳打”应该叫“上层cunting ” 我们回来。 你们喜欢的印象？ （是啊。 ） “为什么？”这是苏格拉底。 ...